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Old 12-08-2014, 01:32 PM   #13101
kikaykitko
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So...if you're looking for a kinky Christmas present for a girl, go get her a magic wand. There's a possibility she'll realize she doesn't need you to be satisfied in bed but a higher possibility that she will be really grateful for it.

I thought cam girls were just faking it when they use that shit on cam.

They weren't. I don't think I've ever broken a sweat in bed before this.
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Old 12-08-2014, 01:57 PM   #13102
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Old 12-08-2014, 02:01 PM   #13103
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6'8"? your girlfriend is super tall!

yeah i know!
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