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Old 09-17-2012, 05:12 PM   #61
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well, in his defense, it is pretty weird for a caucasian man to have an african penis
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:28 PM   #62
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I ended up tearing my vagina a bit, from too many orgies
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:14 PM   #63
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I just got an ingrown and infected thumbnail. No idea how. It was killing me over the weekend, felt worse every second. Couldn't sleep last night due to the constant excruciating stabbing pain. It was HELL. Got it checked out today, and the drainage procedure was DOUBLE HELL. Doctor thought I was going to pass out or puke, and honestly I felt like it. Plus I have to do that myself four times a day, making it, uh... OCTUPLE HELL. On the other hand I am currently drifting somewhere around the International Space Station on vicodin.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:17 PM   #64
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Having a catheter that was inside of me for almost 3 weeks be removed while I was awake. Imagine the most ALIEN pain ever....and then put that pain on our dick
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:19 PM   #65
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Idk, probably one of the times I broke my nose.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:32 PM   #66
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I just got an ingrown and infected thumbnail. No idea how. It was killing me over the weekend, felt worse every second. Couldn't sleep last night due to the constant excruciating stabbing pain. It was HELL. Got it checked out today, and the drainage procedure was DOUBLE HELL. Doctor thought I was going to pass out or puke, and honestly I felt like it. Plus I have to do that myself four times a day, making it, uh... OCTUPLE HELL. On the other hand I am currently drifting somewhere around the International Space Station on vicodin.


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Old 12-10-2012, 01:12 PM   #67
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I broke my back is two places on a trampoline when I was 12.

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Old 12-10-2012, 01:20 PM   #68
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I broke my finger a few months ago, that hurt pretty bad.

Also landed on my neck/back ish area on a trampoline once. Couldn't even walk after that.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:23 PM   #69
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oh god please not my other hand
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:14 PM   #70
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I've had major surgery on both of my hips that involved cutting through layers of muscle and sawing through bone (my femurs were sawed clean in two, as well as a few spots in my pelvic bone) and then screwing things back into place. Although the surgery itself happened during general anesthesia, waking up afterwards and trying to move my leg because I couldn't remember where I was was undoubtedly the most painful experience I have ever had, pain meds and all.
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