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Old 02-10-2013, 11:12 PM   #61
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As a former cashier of Walmart I can say nothing creeped anybody that worked there out. No combination of items warranted a reaction from anybody. When we had down time and would yell talk to each other it was always stuff like, that guys is gonna kill somebody woohoo, or he's taking drugs lol. Nobody gave a f about anything though and that's a key part of working at Walmart.

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Old 02-10-2013, 11:15 PM   #62
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:16 PM   #63
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:18 PM   #64
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:40 PM   #65
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When I was in college, we went into the local Walmart around 3 am and bought shotgun shells and goldfish. The clerk was more annoyed than freaked out since neither department was manned at the time.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:08 AM   #66
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:11 AM   #67
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I bought a blow torch and lotion at 3 AM at a WalMart once. The manager looked at me funny. But I needed the blow torch to get some red loctite off the thing I was working on, and I remembered that I needed lotion, and it was on my way. Back off!
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:18 AM   #68
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:19 AM   #69
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:21 AM   #70
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:52 AM   #71
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