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Old 01-12-2013, 04:58 AM   #61
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ps if you don't sing nobody gives a shit

shit, i DO sing but never thought to show girls

this is a revelation for me srsly, I've been ****ing myself over.
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Old 01-12-2013, 05:00 AM   #62
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We went to a movie, we were the only people in a huge ass room (whatever it's called).
14 years old.
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Old 01-12-2013, 05:45 AM   #63
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first time i asked a girl out she stood me up

i was stupid enough to ask her again

first time i went to a date where the girl showed up i was like 16 we hung out at the park i bought her a churro went to the movies and when i dropped off at her house i gave her a peck on the lips twas nice
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:00 AM   #64
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UPDATE: just talked to her on the phone and I'm now officially invited to her birthday party next wednesday and she wants to see me again before that, hopefully on monday, I'm all hyper again now. OH JESUS ****ING SHIT THIS IS THE BEST FEELING.


ahem, yes so i'm pretty pleased with today
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:08 AM   #65
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man ive been there
glad youre hapy and hope everything goes well
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:13 AM   #66
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Congrats.

I don't remember my first date. I initiated my relationship with my first girlfriend at 15 by making out with her and grabbing her tits. I don't remember where the first place we actually went out was.

Oddly enough, I initiated my relationship with my second girlfriend by fingering her. I think I'm beginning to see a pattern with myself.
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:18 AM   #67
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Most of these guys should've been shoved out of their caves years ago. Stop sucking on mommy's titties, guys, and go experience the world.

So cool and edgy lel
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:23 AM   #68
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Saw Resident Evil when I was around 15 with a girl. Her choice of movie, believe it or not.


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I went to the theater to see Juno on my first date. All I did was watch the movie and I later found out from a mutual friend that my date was pissed that I didn't fool around with her. I paid $10 a ticket plus popcorn so I'd be damned if I didn't actually watch the movie. She can go **** herself.

Dude...
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:55 AM   #69
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First date with my current girlfriend...HA...don't actually have one.
We've had one of the worst starts of a relationship ever known to man.
But now we really love each other so that's what's important.
After we stopped talking for a month or so, she asked me out again cause she finally realized how lucky she is to have the possibility of having me (big ego, much? No but really...I know that I'm a good boyfriend) but I didn't want her so we settled to be you know...friends with benefits (Which has worked out for me before pretty amazing (with another girl of course so yeah guys...have hope cause it's possible).
So we went out for a walk down at the beach but the moment we saw each other again...we were in love. So yeah...I'd get rich if I wrote a script about it.
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:01 AM   #70
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We ate pizza. T'was good.
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:20 AM   #71
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I asked her out when we were 17. We went to movie can't remember what it was though. Some shitty chick flick she chose. Was going great until these two guys came and sat next to me and made it awkward. I swear they did it on purpose too becuase there were plenty of free seats and they just came and ploncked down besides me.
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:21 AM   #72
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I had my first date on tuesday, lol. went pretty well, went and watched life of pi, went back to my place, played some guitar for her, kissed a bit and then she went home. I've already made out with her a couple times before that, so the kiss wasn't a huge deal, but it was nice.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:12 AM   #73
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It was icey so she pretended to hold my hand for stability so she could hold my hand and then we went to a pet store and then we went to PC World and sat on the sofa watching all of the TVs for like an hour and then we got a coffee
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:20 AM   #74
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mang all these bitches an u except me to remember th first

maaaaaaaaan you whack
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