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Old 11-04-2012, 09:19 AM   #41
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:21 AM   #42
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I would make a reality tv show about a bunch of 21 year old introverted awkward virgin men living in the same house with an attractive, outgoing, promiscuous 22 year old woman who likes to invite all her catty friends over to party every night of the week.
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:25 AM   #43
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He does say many jewish words there, which i find funny because he actually says in the right way lol....
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:44 AM   #44
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It would just be live, 24/7 footage of the McDonalds's drive through.
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:14 AM   #45
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5 friends, they go to this one bar every night, they sometimes are romantically involved with each other and shenanigans occur

Isn't that "How I Met Your Mother?"
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:45 AM   #46
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:48 AM   #47
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I'd watch the shit outta that
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:49 AM   #48
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I would make a show where we would basically just follow a group of people through their lives that we would sometimes script, and they would be super drunk atleast once a show, or just impossibly stupid, I haven`t decided yet.

Now that would be a hit.


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Old 11-04-2012, 11:53 AM   #49
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I'd watch the shit outta that

It wouldn't be all about the gurls, but pies and other things but mostly about the gurls
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:01 PM   #50
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:53 PM   #51
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I'd make a sitcom about the daily lives of a hippy, a nun, a buddhist monk, a klansman, a nazi, a ghetto black guy, kim jung-il, joseph stalin, daniel tosh, a dying british orphan girl and a platypus all stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but eachother. No idea for a setting yet, island is a bit over used. But either that, the jungles of costa rica, mountains of afghanistan, the plains of a nebraska, the south pole or a vacant hood in Detroit.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:03 PM   #52
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I'd make a sitcom about the daily lives of a hippy, a nun, a buddhist monk, a klansman, a nazi, a ghetto black guy, kim jung-il, joseph stalin, daniel tosh, a dying british orphan girl and a platypus all stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but eachother. No idea for a setting yet, island is a bit over used. But either that, the jungles of costa rica, mountains of afghanistan, the plains of a nebraska, the south pole or a vacant hood in Detroit.

That sounds incredibly volatile and offensive.



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Old 11-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #53
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I'd make a sitcom about the daily lives of a hippy, a nun, a buddhist monk, a klansman, a nazi, a ghetto black guy, kim jung-il, joseph stalin, daniel tosh, a dying british orphan girl and a platypus all stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but eachother. No idea for a setting yet, island is a bit over used. But either that, the jungles of costa rica, mountains of afghanistan, the plains of a nebraska, the south pole or a vacant hood in Detroit.


That. is. genius.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:11 PM   #54
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I'm making a show called Recycle Wars. It's a show where people go through other people's garbage cans looking for things they can recycle and then take that stuff to a recycle place and whoever gets the most money wins
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:16 PM   #55
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I'd make a fly-on-the-wall style documentary about girls who have big boobs, and get them out a lot.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:31 PM   #56
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I'm making a show called Recycle Wars. It's a show where people go through other people's garbage cans looking for things they can recycle and then take that stuff to a recycle place and whoever gets the most money wins

I would watch the shit out of that...
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #57
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Story idea; Demons seen lurking behind people unaware, in the world in general.

Set in a psycriatric ward that, in it's self has an upstairs/downstairs divide, it hosts mixed characters of sick people and people haunted by demons.

The hero of the story. A guy. (Or Heroine)?
A young sick guy (or girl). Who wakes up sectioned in a psychiatric ward, recovers to notice things that aren't right.
A whole dark world away, upstairs, the people who are sectioned longer.
"They can't go outside."

The young man (lady) begins to get his (her) wits about him (her).

He himself (she herself) is moved from room to room, he (she) messes up his (her) first room, gets put on watch in another room and is only allowed out to smoke twice a day. They give him (her) walks, eventually but, for the most part, he's (she's) stuck on a ward for a month.
When he (she) goes outside to smoke on the ward though.
At night he (she) has nightmares, of demons.

One day he (she) asks
"What's upstaris?"
Get's told, then see's something that frightens the **** out of everyone.
A young girl looking out.
And on second glance, a demon looking back at him (her).
He (she) doesn't know what to do and flips, and naturally, thinks he's (she's) sick.
He (she) tells people what he saw, until an old nurse hears it and... Takes a special interest in him (her).

Anyway, it turns out demons are tormenting people upstairs and he's got the sight so, if he should go on that other section, he can see it happening.

The end.
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