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Old 12-10-2012, 09:51 PM   #61
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:13 PM   #62
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Go to your bassist's house, jack off, and write "I quit the band" on the wall with your cum.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #63
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He also gets up to "take a dump" in the middle of practice sessions, but we have recently realized he was lying, after our vocalist walked in on him masturbating in my bathroom.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:22 PM   #64
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:19 AM   #65
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So..... you really clean up other peoples jizz?

*ahem* That is what...sexual janitors do, my good man.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:53 AM   #66
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So I'm having the bassist come over tonight for dinner, that's when I'm gonna tell him he's out of the band, I hope he takes it well

Be careful, this is the same guy that get's so aroused from playing with you that he can't even wait til he gets home to rub one out.

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Old 12-11-2012, 01:05 AM   #67
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I can't believe I just read this entire thread.

I can't believe someone would crank one out mid-practice at someone else's house.

I can't believe "crabcore" is a thing.

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Old 12-11-2012, 01:38 AM   #68
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So I'm having the bassist come over tonight for dinner, that's when I'm gonna tell him he's out of the band, I hope he takes it well

Does the rest of the band agree with your decision to fire the bassist?
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:40 AM   #69
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