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Old Yesterday, 10:43 AM   #88801
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Michael is home completely drunk but says he loves you all very much and cant wait to tongue all your assholes <3 xxx
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Old Yesterday, 10:45 AM   #88802
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tell him that that is very inappropriate and that i am writing a strongly worded email to his mother about his foul language
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Old Yesterday, 10:51 AM   #88803
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tell him that that is very inappropriate and that i am writing a strongly worded email to his mother about his foul language

goodluck with that one. and he said that he is going to pay you a very special visit Sean so watch out, you're next
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Old Yesterday, 10:55 AM   #88804
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i might be okay with that
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Old Yesterday, 10:59 AM   #88805
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i might be okay with that

pencil it in your itinerary baby, he's coming to fill your vagina with his hot sticky love
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Old Yesterday, 11:17 AM   #88806
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was that your first wet dream or something

congrats igneel you are finally going through puberty

Nah I had my first wet dream at 11. But I didn't wake up to it.

I was having a p erotic dream. I was giving a handjob, and when he came it turned me on so much I woke up to a hands-free orgasm. Ruined my boxers.

I think my mind might have thought i was fapping.
or my body decided to do it without letting me know and it triggered the dream idk.
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Old Yesterday, 11:21 AM   #88807
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pencil it in your itinerary baby, he's coming to fill your vagina with his hot sticky love

god this ****ing turned me on
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Old Today, 07:45 AM   #88808
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girlfriend here.

period finished should i take a test?
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Old Today, 07:55 AM   #88809
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girlfriend here.

period finished should i take a test?

Are you saying you had your period or that it didn't come?
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Old Today, 07:59 AM   #88810
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it'd be a good time for a maths test yeah
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