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| Jew Jokes |
  
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75 | 8.16% |
| Baby Jokes |
  
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174 | 18.93% |
| Sexually Related Jokes |
  
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136 | 14.80% |
| Michael Jackson Jokes |
  
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10 | 1.09% |
| Gay/Homo/Bi/Rape Jokes |
  
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41 | 4.46% |
| Fat Jokes |
  
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22 | 2.39% |
| Cookies |
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26 | 2.83% |
| Religous |
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48 | 5.22% |
| Other |
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67 | 7.29% |
| I Like them all, and I Wuv Cookies...From your mom! |
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320 | 34.82% |
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02-07-2013, 10:22 PM
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Caffeinated
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gainesville
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Probably kind of OLDE but its a Riddle:
There is a Green House, inside the Green House there is a White house inside the White house there is a Red House, inside the Red House there are alot of Black Babies! What Kind of Fruit is it?
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02-07-2013, 10:26 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
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whats the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't fck my sandwich before i eat it
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02-07-2013, 10:32 PM
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Fully qualified wasteman
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Derby, UK
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How do you fit a 100 jews in a Volkswagen?
Put them in the ash tray What was the name of the first paki in england? Amir The name of the second paki Amir aswell asim Polish person walks into a bar, of soap Dunkno 
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02-08-2013, 12:38 AM
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That Latino Guy
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The Unreal World
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A watermelon? I either missed the joke or I' m just bad at racism. 
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02-08-2013, 12:45 AM
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In the traphouse
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: L-o-c-a-t-o-i-n. Location. *ding*
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre |
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02-08-2013, 01:20 AM
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Caffeinated
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gainesville
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Ya Watermelon...found it online, but apparently its 30 years old possibly...
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02-08-2013, 03:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Your attic
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Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was an orange I have another joke but I can't be bothered typing it, so il let ol' Macca tell it. |
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02-08-2013, 04:03 AM
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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
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WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY Quote:
 Jimmy Saville was a big fan of jewellery.. He loved nothing more than squeezing his fingers into a couple of tight rings. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When will these Jimmy Saville sex allegations ever end? Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
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02-08-2013, 06:48 AM
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Unce unce unce unce unce
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Manchester Borough of Manchester, GB
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
The barman gives her one. |
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02-08-2013, 06:51 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2012
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The poll has jew jokes but not black people jokes? Those are the best dammit.
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02-08-2013, 06:59 AM
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Unce unce unce unce unce
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Manchester Borough of Manchester, GB
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Having got a day off training, Usain Bolt decides to go for a relaxing game of golf. He turns up at Augusta with his clubs and equipment all ready to go. However the doorman won't let him in.
"There the municipal club down the road, about 10 minute walk" he says. "But I'm Usain Bolt," asys Usain Bolt "World record holder." "Oh, hang on then, that changes things" says the doorman. "Should take you 3 minutes." [/BLACK JOKE] |
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02-08-2013, 07:02 AM
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Unce unce unce unce unce
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Manchester Borough of Manchester, GB
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What's black and rhymes with "snoop"?
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02-08-2013, 07:06 AM
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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
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Not even 10 posts between em' Come on Johnny! see #305
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02-08-2013, 07:14 AM
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Unce unce unce unce unce
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Manchester Borough of Manchester, GB
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That was a brown joke. Mine was a black joke.
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02-08-2013, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
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shamelessly nicked from sickipedia
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