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Old 02-09-2015, 05:46 PM   #5601
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Old 02-17-2015, 03:16 PM   #5602
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Old 02-21-2015, 02:43 AM   #5603
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"let me smell yo dick"


this song is a long-standing joke between me and my gf. i come home from work,

she asks in her fake angry voice

"where have you been?!?"

I respond with the usual

"at work, making money, something you dont know anything about."

then she says

"oh, yeah? is that what you call her? work? whats the bitches name? let me smell yo dick."

then we laugh, she smells it, and we have a nice family dinner.
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Old 02-25-2015, 03:12 PM   #5604
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this song is a long-standing joke between me and my gf. i come home from work,

she asks in her fake angry voice

"where have you been?!?"

I respond with the usual

"at work, making money, something you dont know anything about."

then she says

"oh, yeah? is that what you call her? work? whats the bitches name? let me smell yo dick."

then we laugh, she smells it, and we have a nice family dinner.




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Old 02-25-2015, 03:28 PM   #5605
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

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