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Old 07-26-2015, 05:43 PM   #19921
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Old 07-26-2015, 06:03 PM   #19922
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Old 07-26-2015, 07:59 PM   #19923
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the games today though, jesus
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Old 07-26-2015, 08:24 PM   #19924
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Old 07-26-2015, 09:06 PM   #19925
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your last point can probably be amended to "don't give anyone shyvana"
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Old 07-26-2015, 09:13 PM   #19926
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Also true. I may start playing her top again, now that she's relevant again.
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Old Yesterday, 04:43 AM   #19927
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league is so easy recently

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Old Yesterday, 05:09 AM   #19928
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league is so easy recently

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Aye. It's been a breeze for me even after being away for so long. I wonder if maybe it has something to do with it being summer break and a lot of kids playing the game.
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Old Yesterday, 02:42 PM   #19929
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Yeah, I've been destroying most games lately. Still losing, because I'm paired with morons (a Voli jungle who smites blue away from the midlaner, and we then lose dragon because of it, things like that), but my play has been scarily good lately.
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Old Yesterday, 03:31 PM   #19930
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we've had about three days of completely salt-free streaming
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Old Yesterday, 06:31 PM   #19931
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Sadly, not moron free though.

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Old Yesterday, 10:59 PM   #19932
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Old Yesterday, 11:07 PM   #19933
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does spamming her laugh make you feel willy in the nilly
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Old Yesterday, 11:14 PM   #19934
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does spamming her laugh make you feel willy in the nilly




My nilly couldn't be willy'er.
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Old Yesterday, 11:24 PM   #19935
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Old Today, 03:11 AM   #19936
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Wow what most men would give to be that sexually outstanding !!!! Lucky guy. Hitting puberty and making white sperm and shooting it out at 8 yrs old is pretty young, but it is within the normal age range for males. Your tall height confirms you are well into becoming a man in body and in your sexual abilities you are doing great. There is nothing wrong with being exceptionally hrony and able to have multiple ejaculations each day. Nature simply made your body super able to have sex and breed endless kids with your special abilities. You should be extra proud of being so virile and so able to recharge and have sex that many times every day. Most guys would give almost anything to be so virile and lucky. You sound more than OK, you sound blessed and really fortunate to be so much of a sexual athlete. Youw were born with an extra healthy and fertile body that was evolved and built to make lots of kids with lots of different women way back in primitive cave man days. Kind of like a champion bull that could breed a whole herd of cows and still have more left to spare. You should consider becoming a sperm donor once you get to be 18 years old and legally able to donate your endless sperm for infertile couples and single women wanting to have kids. Until then just enjoy being extra manly and extra virile. You don't know how many males would gladly change places with you. Increased age and getting used to sexual stimulation will start slowing you down with every added year of age at some point. Then you'll look back on your current exceptional abilities and wish you could keep them far ionot old age. The real problem is that society today puts the breaks on the youngest males enjoying and making babies at just the ages that most guys are at their own lifetime personal best at being most horny and most able to have endless repeat sex. Then years later when a man is finally able to get married and afford to have his kids and take care of them, he is less horny and less able to have endless repeat ejaculations then when he was younger and too young to be ready for being a father yet. Nature built and evolved men's bodies way back before marriage and paying child support for kids was invented. Teen males eons ago probably just had endless kids with different women and the whole tribe jointly took care of all those kids with unknown fathers. No paternity tests back then, and no scientific knowledge of who the fathers were of each kid born in a tribe where the cave women slept with and had sex with more than just one man or teenager. Science now claims that human testicles are about mid way in size for similar apes and monkeys when compared to body size. The theory is that primates with smaller sized testicles had fewer competing males inseminating their females to compete with in fathering offspring. Males with larger testicles had more intense competition and sperm competition going on inside their female mate's bodies to sire offspring. humans therefore had medium competition and sperm competing inside female bodies to sire offspring way back in very primative times before marriage and monogamy were invented. Male bodies were not designed to be in their most prime virility at older ages to match marriage and earnings today.
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Old Today, 03:22 AM   #19937
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