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Old 02-03-2013, 08:55 AM   #61
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Go in and buy 100 condoms and say "I'm going to Africa next week and I want to be safe".
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:49 AM   #62
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On the point of extra safe they are indeed awful. In the end I just gave up, couldn't feel anything.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:23 AM   #63
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Clearly never tried gay condoms.


they're thick. they're scarily cheap looking.

but they're free.

i would advise buying durex or lifestyles. but in a pinch they're better than a doritos bag and a rubber band.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:29 AM   #64
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My mother buys them for me. I'm 23 this year.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:34 AM   #65
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My mother buys them for me. I'm 23 this year.


that's very responsible of her. were you to procreate, the offspring would run a higher risk of deformity.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:38 AM   #66
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I've never gotten the shame in buying condoms, why would anyone be embarrassed by the fact they're getting some?
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:42 AM   #67
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