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Old 01-27-2013, 09:40 PM   #41
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There's a tabletop thread that more people should use so we can play some.

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Old 01-27-2013, 09:42 PM   #42
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There is?

Link? Because I could use some other RPG fans to help out moderating the RPG while I'm in class and shit.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:44 PM   #43
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Both those things sound awesome. Let's all collaborate on this it's gonna be big I can feel it.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:48 PM   #44
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Link? Because I could use some other RPG fans to help out moderating the RPG while I'm in class and shit.


http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...21&page=1&pp=20
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:51 PM   #45
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:54 PM   #47
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:58 PM   #48
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Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

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Old 01-27-2013, 10:00 PM   #49
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:01 PM   #50
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Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

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That's good, but it's not role-play, it's an anecdote.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:14 PM   #52
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Dear Penthouse,

I used to think your forum letters where fake for the longest time, but last Tuesday night it really happened to me... I was sitting at home playing my 5th round of Black Ops 2 when I decided to have a pizza delivered. When I opened the door, to my surprise, the "delivery guy" wasn't a guy at all, but a hot 5'4 22 year-old collage student named Candy. She had the most amazing body I had seen in a long time; 34DD tits, hourglass figure and a great firm ass. Feeling adventurous, I asked her if she wanted to make and extra few bucks.

Catching my drift she sultrily asked "what did you have in mind, sweetie?" amazed at her response, I wearily said "maybe a blowjob, whatever you want to do". "how much are you willing to pay?" she asked, to which I replied "maybe an extra $20 tip, $50 if you do a good job". After hesitating a second, she laid the pizza box down on the ground and slowly moved her hand to my semi-stiff **** and started rubbing it through my jeans. "Ooh, someone's getting excited aren't they?" she asked while shooting me a sexy, quick glance.

I couldn't believe what was happening as she squatted down and unzipped my pants, exposing my throbbing ****. She tenderly took it into her mouth and staring sucking an licking the head while she worked the shaft with one hand. Her other hand had somehow found it's way underneath her mini skirt where she was furiously rubbing her wet slit. The stroking and sucking got faster and faster, more intense by each second. Not being able to take much more, I started morning "I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna..." she suddenly started deepthroating me taking all 8 inches of my hard **** down her throat and gagging on it. I couldn't take it anymore - my **** exploded with the 4 long ropes of thick white cum down her throat as she swallowed all of it. She then continued to stroke the last of my cum into her mouth to clean me off.

When she was done, she stood up, wiped her mouth off and said "that was fun, have a good night" and started to walk back to her car. Confused, I yelled "what about the Pizza?". "it's on the house" she said as she got into her car and drove away.

Little did I know at the time, that wouldn't be the last I saw of Candy.....

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Old 01-27-2013, 10:38 PM   #53
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