Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 09-14-2013, 12:06 PM   #41
naedauuf
Registered User
 
naedauuf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Ontario, Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by Todd Hart
Still not as gay as Superman.

Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


naedauuf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 12:20 PM   #42
Dimarzio45
Chookie's Cookie
 
Dimarzio45's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Rochester, NY - USA
Quote:
Originally Posted by naedauuf
Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

Damn!

Also, Superman works in the same building that Bruce Wayne/Batman owns.
Dimarzio45 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 01:59 PM   #43
Spoony_Bard
Perpetually irate.
 
Spoony_Bard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Kansas
Who says he's going to be starring in it? He might just play the part of someone who gets rescued or something, with 10 min of screentime.
__________________
E-married to ilikepirates
Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodtrocuted93
How are you so ****ing awesome at music?


><
Spoony_Bard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:01 PM   #44
MetalMullet
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
lol, 'muricans talkin' bout superheroes!
MetalMullet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:02 PM   #45
CaptainCanti
Apololo
 
CaptainCanti's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Courtroom No. 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by naedauuf
Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

Lol at people who try to act jaded by dissing Superman.
__________________
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth..
Steam | **** You This Isn't Cringey At All
CaptainCanti is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:05 PM   #46
Jyrgen
Used Register
 
Jyrgen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finland
Quote:
Originally Posted by naedauuf
Seriously, Superman is a bullshit hero. He's just invincible. Nothing can kill him. His only weakness, one weakness, is kryptonite. You know what, though? If he flies into the sun he gains power from it and not even kryptonite can hurt him. He's such a shitty cop-out super hero. It's like that kid you always knew who you'd play action figures with. "My guy shot your guy" "Nuh-uh, he's got a bullet proof vest!" "I threw a grenade, he's dead" "nuh-uh he has a bomb proof suit on".

Superman ****ing sucks cocks.

TBH his enemies also tend to be "scaled" to his level. Also, in the end the greatest superhero stories are more about what's going on in the hero's head than just fisticuffs.

But I have read like 2 Supes comics in my lifetime so eh.
__________________
#HailHydra

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joshua Garcia
Spoilt little dicks like you don't deserve gifts!
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
Vote for Jyrgles, no more babies!
Jyrgen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:14 PM   #47
lemmyisgod97
Banned
 
lemmyisgod97's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Starting Mini-Iran
Quote:
Originally Posted by hardcore81
the front page says "based on the dark knight falls by frank miller." no such thing, it's called the dark knight returns. i call shenanigans.

I just googled it and the 4th issue of The Dark Knight Returns was called The Dark Knight falls.
lemmyisgod97 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:17 PM   #48
StopReadingThis
Mr. Waaayyyyne
 
StopReadingThis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
I think it would be hilarious if JB was in it. I think they should keep getting more off the wall actors, and just make this one of the stupidest movies ever.

Just think about it, Affleck for Batman, JB for robin, get that peewee Herman guy for the main villain, maybe throw Oprah in there, and the cast of American Pie.

It'll be so stupid it's good.
__________________
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive

Last edited by StopReadingThis : 09-14-2013 at 02:23 PM.
StopReadingThis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:19 PM   #49
HypernovaGlow
Whoa!
 
HypernovaGlow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Indiana
Isn't the bigger issue the fact that batman doesn't stand a chance against superman? Since batman's super power is money... he's pretty much a bitch.
__________________
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye
CHIMPS>WOLVES
Quote:
Originally Posted by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
HypernovaGlow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:35 PM   #50
CaptainCanti
Apololo
 
CaptainCanti's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Courtroom No. 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by HypernovaGlow
Isn't the bigger issue the fact that batman doesn't stand a chance against superman? Since batman's super power is money... he's pretty much a bitch.

If its Frank Miller's Batman, he won't bw a bitch.
__________________
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth..
Steam | **** You This Isn't Cringey At All
CaptainCanti is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:41 PM   #51
HypernovaGlow
Whoa!
 
HypernovaGlow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Indiana
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCanti
If its Frank Miller's Batman, he won't bw a bitch.

Meh, I still don't see the novelty of batman as a super hero. They should make Spider-Man vs. Hulk
__________________
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye
CHIMPS>WOLVES
Quote:
Originally Posted by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
HypernovaGlow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:43 PM   #52
homeless-john
authentic kung fu action
 
homeless-john's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Glasgow
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCanti
If its Frank Miller's Batman, he won't bw a bitch.

Intead he'll just be a brick shit house who lost his goddamn mind.
__________________
PSN: leo-da-bam
Steam ID: chunkadelic
XBL: LovelyGodzilla
homeless-john is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:45 PM   #53
CaptainCanti
Apololo
 
CaptainCanti's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Courtroom No. 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by HypernovaGlow
Meh, I still don't see the novelty of batman as a super hero. They should make Spider-Man vs. Hulk

That would get really boring after the first ten minutes.

I doubt Superman/Batman is even going to specifically be a versus movie.
__________________
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth..
Steam | **** You This Isn't Cringey At All
CaptainCanti is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:46 PM   #54
CaptainCanti
Apololo
 
CaptainCanti's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Courtroom No. 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by homeless-john
Intead he'll just be a brick shit house who lost his goddamn mind.

Pretty much
__________________
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth..
Steam | **** You This Isn't Cringey At All
CaptainCanti is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:50 PM   #55
HypernovaGlow
Whoa!
 
HypernovaGlow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Indiana
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCanti
That would get really boring after the first ten minutes.

I doubt Superman/Batman is even going to specifically be a versus movie.

Nah, the comic was good.
__________________
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye
CHIMPS>WOLVES
Quote:
Originally Posted by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
HypernovaGlow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 02:53 PM   #56
homeless-john
authentic kung fu action
 
homeless-john's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Glasgow
I'd love to see Ben Affleck Batman wear that weird old lady costume from The Dark Knight Returns.
__________________
PSN: leo-da-bam
Steam ID: chunkadelic
XBL: LovelyGodzilla
homeless-john is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2013, 03:42 PM   #57
Mephaphil
No empty frets.
 
Mephaphil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
In regards to the Affleck stuff, I do remember all the hate Heath Ledger got when it was announced when he was playing the Joker.

Don't forget, Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms. He's also a different actor now, he's a shrewd businessman and director, I can't see him ****ing something like this up, not at this stage of his career.
Mephaphil is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:19 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.