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Old 12-12-2014, 01:22 AM   #2241
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"Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now"
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:34 AM   #2242
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I remember I had a wet dream at a friends house

in the dream was this one girl I knew in high school that was pregnant and she was still pregnant in the dream but I didn't care cause I was randy as hell

I was at an abandoned cabin in the forest for some reason and then she comes through the door and says "I want you in my pregnant body"

Normally irl if this happened I'd be like "no way Jose" but in the dream I was like "I always thought you looked sexy pregnant"

We start getting randy and she starts lactating and I'm like "Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now"

we start going at it and halfway through she goes down on me

all of a sudden she's like "let's do something really freaky"

She starts tugging at her neck and proceeds to take her face off and it was a mask and all of a sudden she's the guy that got her pregnant and he goes "HERE'S JOHNNY!!"

I scream NOOOOOO but it's already too late and I finish in his mouth

I woke up and had to clean myself off and I've been avoiding that couple ever since
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:37 AM   #2243
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I remember I had a wet dream at a friends house

in the dream was this one girl I knew in high school that was pregnant and she was still pregnant in the dream but I didn't care cause I was randy as hell

I was at an abandoned cabin in the forest for some reason and then she comes through the door and says "I want you in my pregnant body"

Normally irl if this happened I'd be like "no way Jose" but in the dream I was like "I always thought you looked sexy pregnant"

We start getting randy and she starts lactating and I'm like "Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now"

we start going at it and halfway through she goes down on me

all of a sudden she's like "let's do something really freaky"

She starts tugging at her neck and proceeds to take her face off and it was a mask and all of a sudden she's the guy that got her pregnant and he goes "HERE'S JOHNNY!!"

I scream NOOOOOO but it's already too late and I finish in his mouth

I woke up and had to clean myself off and I've been avoiding that couple ever since
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:29 AM   #2244
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"Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now"

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Old 12-12-2014, 12:37 PM   #2245
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:57 PM   #2246
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I remember I had a wet dream at a friends house

in the dream was this one girl I knew in high school that was pregnant and she was still pregnant in the dream but I didn't care cause I was randy as hell

I was at an abandoned cabin in the forest for some reason and then she comes through the door and says "I want you in my pregnant body"

Normally irl if this happened I'd be like "no way Jose" but in the dream I was like "I always thought you looked sexy pregnant"

We start getting randy and she starts lactating and I'm like "Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now"

we start going at it and halfway through she goes down on me

all of a sudden she's like "let's do something really freaky"

She starts tugging at her neck and proceeds to take her face off and it was a mask and all of a sudden she's the guy that got her pregnant and he goes "HERE'S JOHNNY!!"

I scream NOOOOOO but it's already too late and I finish in his mouth

I woke up and had to clean myself off and I've been avoiding that couple ever since


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Old 12-12-2014, 01:06 PM   #2247
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"Damn girl I really needed some refreshments right now" is pretty much the greatest thing ever
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:06 PM   #2248
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:09 PM   #2249
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:13 PM   #2250
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Old 12-12-2014, 01:14 PM   #2251
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Old 12-12-2014, 10:35 PM   #2252
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I was home alone after a pretty stressful day of work. I decided it was a good time to fap to cool myself off, so I grab my laptop and load up some class A porn.

I was getting way too into it, I started to stand up and pretend I was the actor getting some. After awhile I blew my load and felt quite satisfied with myself until I look out the window. I see who I assume to be two jehova witnesses. These were two older ladies standing in my driveway staring into my window with their mouths agape in complete disbelief. They turned around, and got into their car and I haven't seen them around my house since.
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Old 12-12-2014, 10:39 PM   #2253
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I was home alone after a pretty stressful day of work. I decided it was a good time to fap to cool myself off, so I grab my laptop and load up some class A porn.

I was getting way too into it, I started to stand up and pretend I was the actor getting some. After awhile I blew my load and felt quite satisfied with myself until I look out the window. I see who I assume to be two jehova witnesses. These were two older ladies standing in my driveway staring into my window with their mouths agape in complete disbelief. They turned around, and got into their car and I haven't seen them around my house since.

Dawg, you've got a lot of these stories.
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Old 12-12-2014, 11:10 PM   #2254
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i didnt do anything as perverted as most of you guys... all i remember is spending a lot of time climbing up this rope on my playground. when you lift both your legs up to the next knot, it felt really.... interesting. i did it a lot- this was when i was probably about 6. i had no idea what that feeling was....


Haha! I was the king of those ropes! Playing doctor, marriage with my girlfriend when I was five, weird stuff took place! I also recall "shooting" a porno with her at a really young age! Would be interesting to hear that conversation now
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