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Old 02-06-2013, 03:17 AM   #1
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I had a nightmare once

Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:19 AM   #2
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Why didn't Abe Vigoda protect you

Edit: v Why didn't he protect you either
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:23 AM   #3
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i had a nightmare where my penis grew to such a size that is was bigger than me then detached itself from my body and started to have its way with the hole that was left in between my legs once it separated.
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:25 AM   #4
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Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.

You just made my day
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:29 AM   #5
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I don't always have nightmares, but when I do, I dream of getting scolded by a teacher for being late.

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Old 02-06-2013, 03:35 AM   #6
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Betty is just a facet of your own personality that you don't like about yourself. Travelling (running) means that you are either trying to get rid of this bad quality or want to. Her (you) getting caught and beat up means its something you can't run from, and something you feel helpless to change.

That's an easy one to interpret. Is it spot on?

I once head stomped someone on the corner of some stairs that was chasing me in my dream. It was a dream I had the second day I quit smoking.
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:36 AM   #7
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The last nightmare I had I was being chased by some serial killer through some abandoned place. For some reason I wasn't terrified, I was just like "ugh, here we go".
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:37 AM   #8
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Betty is just a facet of your own personality that you don't like about yourself. Travelling (running) means that you are either trying to get rid of this bad quality or want to. Her (you) getting caught and beat up means its something you can't run from, and something you feel helpless to change.


Doubt it man, Betty White is probably just out to get me.
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:39 AM   #9
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I once had a dream I was in a crane with my uncle and we were shooting zombies from the top of it that came out of the treeline. Then I killed a plant zombie wth liquid THC and my barn burned down, I passed a community chili dinner that was elevated as to not let the zimbahs get these people while they eat chili, got home, camera fade from first to third person and I get eaten by a zombie.

Who is this Abe Vigoda and why didnt he protect me?
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:41 AM   #10
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Is this a nightmare confession thread? I've too many...
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:44 AM   #11
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Travelling can also mean you have a decision to make. Like whether or not to date someone, move somewhere else, etc...

"Supposedly" you can determine if its a good or bad decision by your dream. If you are travelling across a bridge in your dream (or running from Betty White) if the bridge collapses around you, or you fall and its not enjoyable, it means your subconscious is telling you not to do whatever you are contemplating. If the trip goes well and you get away from Betty, than its something you feel comfortable with and should do.

Usually these things are pretty accurate. Used to read about it when that shit interested me.

Edit: "To see or cook chili in your dream is unlucky. It means will see others obtain the object for which you have been striving for. If you ate chili in your dream, you are getting to the heart of a matter that has been troubling you."

Edit: "To dream of zombies means that you are afraid everything you know for sure could be sucked out of you in an instant. The threat of zombies is a slow one, so whatever you feel could be threatening you is something you could get away from if you really wanted to, but that you also have to be vigilant against the threat coming back."
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:37 AM   #12
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Where Betty White learned kung-fu, and was trying to kill me. So she was like chasing me down the street, and then I ran into my house and locked the door. Then I opened the door to look outside to see if she was still there, and she kicked me into kung-fu oblivion.


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Old 02-06-2013, 05:21 AM   #13
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Why do dreasm always have to be interpereted sublevel interpretation. Why can't your brain just be like "right tonight you are seeming some SHIT!"
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:32 AM   #14
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last night I dreamt that Charlie Sheen was trying to have sex with me and he had a mangina.
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:54 AM   #15
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Nah, Betty White obviously represents age. I mean, have you SEEN her lately. She looks like she was put through the washer, then the dryer, then sat on and put in a laundry basket for so long that someone forgot to iron her.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:58 AM   #16
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easy - you want to kill your father and **** your mother, thanks freud
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:04 AM   #17
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I had a weird dream. Me and my girlfriend were running in an endless desert and we saw a cool oasis. Unfortunately, i woke up even before we get close to it.
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i don't have a girlfriend. LOL

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Old 02-06-2013, 09:09 AM   #18
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I have dreams where I'm in rooms loaded with chicks, dreams where I'm flying over the earth and its been taken over by aliens and I fight alien spaceships with my hands, and dreams where I'm looking up at the sky and see UFOs fly across the sky and I have to teleport away and then the UFOs rip a bunch of black holes amd chunks of sun fly out of worm holes and we all kinda get blown up. Then iv had dreams where I'm in a room of black and I'm being pulled by gravity and I jump in the pool that takes me down into a river of blackness and it pulls me up and around fire and flames and I see this giant dragon monster whose like the devil or something and I have to jump across lava to get to him and I turned into rayquaza and blasted a beam thru this underwater cavern and blew shit up and I saved all the pokemon.
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