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Old 01-26-2013, 10:36 PM   #41
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Aslynn Brooke

Mostly because you never see her get gang-banged, or bukake'd, or anally ravaged, or slapped around. A pornstar with standards is hot (and very rare).

edit: Plus, dat rack

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Old 01-26-2013, 10:39 PM   #42
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I seriously doubt the pit watches porn. I'm sure everyone is constantly out, gettin alllll kinds a sugar walls.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:40 PM   #43
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Idk. I just don't get turned on when I see something fake and not natural.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:43 PM   #44
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Idk. I just don't get turned on when I see something fake and not natural.

But that's not all of porn...

The 2 porn stars I mentioned are completely natural and have no implants or any nasty botoxing (that I know of).

Seriously, I'm in the same ballpark as you, I hate seeing fake tits and colagen lips. But there are so many all-natural pornstars out there.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:47 PM   #45
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I seriously doubt the pit watches porn. I'm sure everyone is constantly out, gettin alllll kinds a sugar walls.


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Old 01-26-2013, 10:48 PM   #46
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:49 PM   #47
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:50 PM   #48
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:52 PM   #49
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I seriously doubt the pit watches porn. I'm sure everyone is constantly out, gettin alllll kinds a sugar walls.


SHUT UP BITCH

**** OUT DA WHEY....

They be..... deeeep innnnsiiiiide, with their mushroom tips, and busting all kinds a nuts. Mmmmmph.

I generally like pornstars who look a bit like girls ive dated, so Kelly Divine and Rebecca Linares.

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Old 01-26-2013, 10:56 PM   #50
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**** yea

Angelina Castro and Memphis Monroe are also nice.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:04 PM   #51
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I don't like porn starts. 95% of porn is gross as ****. I only look up teen webcam videos because at least I'm looking at real people that aren't botoxed and plastic. So ****ing gross. I'd rather see normal 19 year olds get naked than ugly ass cougar *****s.

Don't worry, watching teen webcams is not creepier than porn
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:06 PM   #52
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Holy hell this list could be big if I could be bothered:
Jenna haze (The best sexy talker in the business)
Kylee Strutt (zomg)
Mindy Main (Please come back to us!)
Clara morgane (French beauty)
Christy canyon (THE BEST HO-ha's of the 80's)
Traci lords (Going to hell..)
April Flowers/summers (The best ass (mover) in the business ever)
Silvia saint

and I'm not gay in saying this.. but
Peter north.

shutup. Not his gay porn stuff, he's done some great gals.

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:08 PM   #53
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Jenna haze (The best sexy talker in the business)
Kylee Strutt (zomg)
Mindy Main (Please come back to us!)
Clara morgane (French beauty)
Christy canyon (THE BEST HO-ha's of the 80's)
Traci lords (Going to hell..)
April Flowers/summers (The best ass (mover) in the business ever)
Silvia saint

and I'm not gay in saying this.. but
Peter north.

shutup. Not his gay porn stuff, he's done some great gals.


You have a favorite male porn star?

I have bad news for you, man.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:10 PM   #54
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:15 PM   #55
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You have a favorite male porn star?

I have bad news for you, man.


That's not bad news, you just doubled your options.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:17 PM   #56
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and I'm not gay in saying this.. but
Peter north.

shutup. Not his gay porn stuff, he's done some great gals.


He really gives me the creeps but you gotta respect his cumshots.

My list of male pornstars. (no homo)
1. Manuel Ferrara.
2. Rocco Siffredi.
3. Nacho Vidal.

Female.
1. Ashlyn Rae.
2. Franceska Jaimes.
3. Riley Steele.
4. Priya Rai.
5. Shyla Stylez.
6. Tori Black.
7. Luscious Lopez.
8. Ricki White.
9. Sandra Romain
10. Alexis Texas.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:19 PM   #57
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:22 PM   #58
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