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Old Today, 06:58 PM   #35741
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I have those One-A-Day vitamins but sometimes I take more than one in one day.


my biology for non-majors course's TA did a study about multivitamins with like microscopes and shit, turns out that they only have trace, immaterial amounts of some of the vits/mins, and some arent even there, and then others are in too high, almost to the point of toxicity (even the popular name brand multis).


Also, any bro scientist can tell you that youre not supposed to take a bunch all at once. Some need empty stomach, some need meals, some need right at bedtime. And then you have like ZMA (Zinc magnesium and something A) that have to be precise ratios together to do anything, and if you take calcium with it, it fuccks up your absorption brah
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Old Today, 07:41 PM   #35742
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Just goes to show how much on the edge lensherr lives.
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Old Today, 07:43 PM   #35743
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take vitamins and supplements responsibly, brahs




(also, creatine has been linked to ballsack problems in longterm, so watch out brahs, gotta keep the gainz long term, too)
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Old Today, 08:03 PM   #35744
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How do I make my ballsack saggier?

Silly question, but I'd like to know
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Old Today, 08:07 PM   #35745
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Not saggier, but definitely beef them up







I will attest to this shit making your balls SWOLE (I literally think they got temporarily bigger when on it, but could be placebo). You gotta take a few day to day breaks though or it'll start hurting.



I recommend to all of the dicklesses on this forum ( #sewiton). You will literally fucck anything that moves towards the third week.
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Old Today, 08:15 PM   #35746
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Sex drive isn't the problem. Problem is my sack gets all shrively sometimes and kinda squishes my ball (specifically ol' Rightie). Kinda like a reverse hernia.

I think I'll just get one of those fattie rubber bands and put it around my sack.
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Old Today, 08:17 PM   #35747
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gotta jelq your nuts, brah.


All about working on isolation, gotta get the tendons up brah
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Old Today, 08:20 PM   #35748
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Why the **** would you take that lmao.
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Old Today, 08:21 PM   #35749
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gotta jelq your nuts, brah.


All about working on isolation, gotta get the tendons up brah

I don't know what that means and I'm kind of scared and sorry I asked.
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Old Today, 08:23 PM   #35750
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Why the **** would you take that lmao.


had this gift card to a vitamin shop and saw it when picking up random things like DMAE, Iron, etc. It looked ALPHA AS ****. One bottle is a month-2month supply and I've gone thru maybe 2 in a year, certainly thought there was a difference from just a normal workout routine/health stack.
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Old Today, 08:24 PM   #35751
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all about the test levels brah
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Old Today, 08:25 PM   #35752
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Can we replay that Craigo thread from a few days ago.

"Ah btones I see fortune has smiled upon you, fra fra froo froo Wittgenstein"


Ahh, Craigo. I remember I got him to rage-quit UG a long time ago.
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