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Old 02-15-2013, 04:11 AM   #21
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you type pretty coherently for someone who's very very drunk


Because it's not hard to type normally whilst drunk.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:15 AM   #22
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Imagine if drunk threads were actually funny.

It's funny for me, now, I don't know about tomorrow though, haha
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:34 AM   #23
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Her bewbs are amazing, she's 1 of my favorites that still works in the industry along with Mia Rose.

For me my ABSOLUTE favorites (too bad they both retired) are Eva Angelina and Sasha Grey
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:47 AM   #24
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Because it's not hard to type normally whilst drunk.

Nor drive, errrrrr, not that I'd know...
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:45 PM   #25
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Hello pit, I'm drunk, very, very drunk

I'm waiting for a phone call and I'm bored.
I've never posted drunk before and I want to, I'm being very careful to spell words right though. writing this has taken something like an hour or something, entertain me please because I'm sick of waiting and I can't see right, I'm more drunk than I've ever been. what's a hangover like? IDK, I want to write some thing bad but I won't, what's your favourite porn star, mine's Asa Akira. because asians are sexy when they are done good. I don't care anymore anymore haha, **** where's my beautiful girl. Call Call. DO IT DO IT.



I heard that when you´re really drunk, if you put some superglue on a banana and stick it up your ass, the phone will ring.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:08 PM   #26
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I heard that when you´re really drunk, if you put some superglue on a banana and stick it up your ass, the phone will ring.



I passed out at 8:30 or so and I got the phone call, hungover as **** at 6:20 am.
This seemed more fun last night, I don't even remember that last post.
I drank half a bottle of vodka in 10 minutes and then kept drinking till I passed out so I'm hazy on what really happened or if I pissed everyone off.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:12 PM   #27
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I passed out at 8:30 or so and I got the phone call, hungover as **** at 6:20 am.
This seemed more fun last night, I don't even remember that last post.


Don't worry I only posted it a few minutes ago

Edit: I still don't know why you pm'd me those naked pics of yourself?
I don't even know you!
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:29 PM   #28
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Don't worry I only posted it a few minutes ago

Edit: I still don't know why you pm'd me those naked pics of yourself?
I don't even know you!


I do remember walking around outside punching the air and yelling while wearing only a shirt and blanket, so maybe I did send someone...

Just checked my phone, no naked pics but I did send her a weird text reeeeeally late at night, she seemed alright this morning so I think I'm ok.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:44 PM   #29
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I do remember walking around outside punching the air and yelling while wearing only a shirt and blanket



Suddenly your user name makes sense!
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:07 PM   #30
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:27 PM   #31
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Found it!

I've also forgot how awesome pirates are.

lol i remember that
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:32 PM   #32
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