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Old 04-16-2015, 04:21 PM   #7881
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Old 04-18-2015, 12:28 PM   #7882
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**** every piece of shit retail customer. You have eyes, USE THEM. Jesus Christ.

Also. **** every piece of shit that says the minimum wage shouldn't be raised because minimum wage workers don't work hard. I am working 100 hours between both my jobs between this week and next, I'm fighting an ear infection and a cold, AND I'm studying for finals. Even with all those hours, I STILL couldn't afford rent, utilities, and my car payment. **** all of you assholes, live my life and tell me the wage shouldn't be raised.

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Old 04-21-2015, 02:00 AM   #7883
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Old 04-21-2015, 04:19 AM   #7884
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Old 04-21-2015, 05:14 AM   #7885
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I am so sick and tired of people coming up to me and saying the I need to find religion and then getting pissed off when I say, 'Religion is for people who are missing something in their life, and also for stupid people.' Religion used to bad-mouth, insult and undermine science and scientists...now it's our turn you pricks!
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Old 04-21-2015, 07:34 AM   #7886
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Old 04-21-2015, 08:22 PM   #7887
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stupid mother****ing dumbass triangles **** off and ****ing die. the **** is this 1/3 bullshit?

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Old 04-21-2015, 08:38 PM   #7888
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**** every piece of shit retail customer. You have eyes, USE THEM. Jesus Christ.

Also. **** every piece of shit that says the minimum wage shouldn't be raised because minimum wage workers don't work hard. I am working 100 hours between both my jobs between this week and next, I'm fighting an ear infection and a cold, AND I'm studying for finals. Even with all those hours, I STILL couldn't afford rent, utilities, and my car payment. **** all of you assholes, live my life and tell me the wage shouldn't be raised.

****.

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i worked 11 hours yesterday and do you know how much i get for that? $99 BEFORE TAXES!

and that's if my employer's bullshit $9 minimum wage raise even shows up in my next paycheck.

even then, i'll only be making 25 cents more.

pay a ****ing living wage already. or at least make the pay fair. i work with some lazy ****s that make more than me just because they started as seasonal employees and got to keep their seasonal wage. not to mention the dipshit management. i don't even want to know what they make to do next to nothing all day. really. i might just do something i regret if i knew.

and you know what? i've been doing the same amount of work alone that two or three of these idiots can barely handle together. there's gonna be a ****ing problem come May if they try to pass me over for a raise because of the 25 cent "raise."

ugh. why'd i come into this thread. i've been keeping all this shit bottled up nice and tight for the past month and coming in here just put me in a shit mood.
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Old 04-23-2015, 04:53 AM   #7889
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all of you can **** off, I know you think I'm useless but if you **** with me, you'll ****ing regret it, I know which cars are yours.

EDIT: I have serious paranoia and trust issues don't I?
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Old Yesterday, 04:45 AM   #7891
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I don't know why exactly, but I feel a lot better seeing this, I feel like absolute shit right now and that made me feel better.
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