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Old 05-10-2015, 04:08 PM   #5641
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ahah look at the microwave after, well, you know.
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Old 05-11-2015, 03:22 AM   #5642
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Old 05-11-2015, 04:10 PM   #5643
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Have to skip around to watch the actual highlights. 8:50 is killing me
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Old 05-11-2015, 04:12 PM   #5644
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I want to be able to type without UG raping me into it's gay little emote.

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and yeah shaqtin a foo is always good
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Old 05-11-2015, 04:15 PM   #5645
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edit: oh it got in her eyes? This is not funny at all then.
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Old 05-11-2015, 05:29 PM   #5646
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Old 05-12-2015, 08:44 AM   #5647
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:43 AM   #5648
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Old 05-16-2015, 10:28 PM   #5649
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this guys ****ing accent its too much. does anyone know wheres hes from?
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Old 05-16-2015, 10:46 PM   #5650
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pretty sure that was either mike myers or shrek or dr evil... so to answer your question, where ever mike myers comes from, a filthy swamp, or belgium
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:15 PM   #5651
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pretty sure that was either mike myers or shrek or dr evil... so to answer your question, where ever mike myers comes from, a filthy swamp, or belgium

Mike Myers comes from Canada.
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Old 05-17-2015, 10:07 PM   #5652
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Old 05-17-2015, 10:27 PM   #5653
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not sure if its been posted but its a classic and i wouldn't be suprised if you have seen it already

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Old 05-17-2015, 10:33 PM   #5654
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ayyyyy undead welcome back
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Old 05-17-2015, 10:50 PM   #5655
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hello, thanks. i felt like stopping by and posting in a few threads like the forced listening one
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