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Old 01-09-2013, 02:28 PM   #61
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inb4 american ethic of 'hard servitude sets you free'

Even if times are tough, even if the money as as tempting as ever, even if the people you work with aren't that bad, even if you get free meals, even if there was a shortage of cheap imported labour and they were doubling salaries across the board for the lowest of jobs, I would never, ever, ever consider working for or in a company that destroys dignity and the soul like Maccy frickin' D's.

And I'm not saying you're insane, stupid or whatever, TS. I'm saying it was an unfortunate choice and I'm about to sympathize (kinda).

Back on topic: I'm guessing its McDonalds' family appeal brigade putting their hands in the fryer. I worked in a school ******* during two summers for conferences, weddings, occasional nun visit. My hair was pretty long at the time, went past my shoulders, and this being run by a very tight manager, had safety and cleanliness drilled into our faces every day. But never once was my hair even mentioned as being against the rules, all I did was have a ponytail. I think the only time it was mentioned was when the head chef tried making a joke about it being from 'the 1600's'. If they can be alright with it in a hoighty toighty private girls school, then a McD's shouldn't have a problem with it.

But I think from the picture, their concern is that your current length isn't managable enough, cuz its too short for a (presentable) tail and too long to just let hang free. They want a solution fast. So you're probs going to have to cut it.



Was the point of this inane post? You could have just left it as the last paragraph.

OP: cut it. shorter on the sides, longer on top, leave a bit of bangs. Comb over to the side. Boom.
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:32 PM   #62
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Go Chris Cornell style.

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Old 01-09-2013, 03:11 PM   #63
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Go Chris Cornell style.


Everyone knows this was Cornell's best hair. Don't step to me with that Badmotorfinger noise (assuming that's what you meant)

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Old 01-09-2013, 03:20 PM   #64
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This, they can't make you cut your hair, they can only ask you control it and a hair net is the standard device to do so. Sue them if they try to mess with you, and you won't have to work for a while then anyway.



Actually, they can. He is not owed a job. The company can set whatever dress code/appearance policy that they want to.

If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to work there. If he refuses, they don't have to let him work there.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:09 PM   #65
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I got a job at a hardware store about 3 months ago and there was me and this other rocker guy who had long hair at the training day. He got his hair cut pre-emptively but I just tied mine back and nobodys said anything about it, apart from my co-worker who is dead jealous

Well, the place I'm working is a small shop, getting two shifts a week and getting paid a long overdue pittance. Doubt the guy would care too much about my hair, I'm anxious for other reasons.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:19 PM   #66
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Claim you're of native american background and you have a religious standing with the tribe to keep long hair.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:40 PM   #67
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Claim you're of native american background and you have a religious standing with the tribe to keep long hair.


Best idea if you decide you're going to work at Mcdonalds and keep your hair.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:05 PM   #68
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You kind of look like you're a couple months pregnant in that picture. I don't think you need to work at Mcdonalds.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:20 PM   #69
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You kind of look like you're a couple months pregnant in that picture. I don't think you need to work at Mcdonalds.


Oh shit he does!

On a serious note. Cut it. Remember this, you are white. Pick an actor from the last 10 years or the 50's and get a haircut like that. That way you can work at McYdees and get all the ladies.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:59 PM   #70
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I had to find some way to exploit your (presumed) typo, and 'your mother' jokes are the easiest to crack.

Not as easy as your mom.
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:11 PM   #71
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Get your hair cut
Make money
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:18 AM   #72
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Get a haircut & find a better job.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:40 AM   #73
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Ask the barber to make you look like somebody who could actually hold down a job.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:20 AM   #74
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Looks long enough for a mini ponytail to me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:32 AM   #75
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I agree.

Get it cut or get a job somewhere else.
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Old 01-10-2013, 06:48 AM   #76
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Everybody is so needlessly hostile toward blokes with long hair. Imagine if every girl was pressured into getting their hair cut for work. They'd call it misogynistic oppression.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:08 AM   #77
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What about a perm or gheri curls?

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Old 01-10-2013, 07:09 AM   #78
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Don't listen to these faggots telling you to Chris Cornell it. There's only one solution.


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