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Old Today, 01:28 PM   #13741
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Tc crew, I got a sweet new job and should have a new laptop soon.
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So you left managing Sonic dawg?

What is your new job?
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Old Today, 01:49 PM   #13742
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the best way to ritual suicide is by using whippets. how? place the whippet halfway in your butthole, with the smaller end pointing out. pierce the thing. insta-death

That, I was hoping you'd bring the sticks and the henney and a loaded pistol.
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Old Today, 02:01 PM   #13743
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what better place to trip balls in the forest than iceland? you can all stay in my room
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That really depends if you are the kind of person who can control how much IV heroin you are going to do in a night.
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Old Today, 02:02 PM   #13744
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the best way to ritual suicide is by using whippets. how? place the whippet halfway in your butthole, with the smaller end pointing out. pierce the thing. insta-death


pretty sure this would just make your butthole really cold
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Old Today, 02:06 PM   #13745
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pretty sure this would just make your butthole really cold


nah. the sheer amount of pressure in that shit would make it shoot all the way up your butt and probably rupture your large intestines.
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i'd just end up watching porn all night until i pass out and wake up with a carrot up my ass and shit on my dick
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Old Today, 02:17 PM   #13746
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of all the fantastic ways to kill oneself using NOS, yours is by far the worst
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That really depends if you are the kind of person who can control how much IV heroin you are going to do in a night.
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Old Today, 02:20 PM   #13747
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The only way people die from abusing nos is suffocation whilst really ****ed up.

Trust me, I'm still here and I am now past the 5700 whippets mark
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Old Today, 02:25 PM   #13748
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what better place to trip balls in the forest than iceland? you can all stay in my room

Are you a cuddler? I got dibs on the bed.
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Old Today, 02:29 PM   #13749
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nah. the sheer amount of pressure in that shit would make it shoot all the way up your butt and probably rupture your large intestines.


i remain unconvinced. please someone test this
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Old Today, 02:35 PM   #13750
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The only way people die from abusing nos is suffocation whilst really ****ed up.

Trust me, I'm still here and I am now past the 5700 whippets mark


yeah but that's because nobody but the motha****in champs do butthole whippets
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