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Old 01-03-2013, 03:21 AM   #361
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Being smart sounds so boring. you have my sympathy due
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:23 AM   #362
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:27 AM   #363
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in terms of intelligence, none of you guys really impress me. you all seem like functioning people who are capable of obtaining a bachelor's degree I guess, so congrats. (except for █▐▌█▐▌, lord help him)
I think due is most knowledgeable when it comes to gender issues & stuff, 'cuz the rest of you guys have probably read like zero feminist theory & just make stuff up as you go along, like crummy anecdotes about girls who get mad when you hold doors open &c.
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:28 AM   #364
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it's not funny because he's British.

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Old 01-03-2013, 03:32 AM   #365
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in terms of intelligence, none of you guys really impress me. you all seem like functioning people who are capable of obtaining a bachelor's degree I guess, so congrats. (except for █▐▌█▐▌, lord help him)
I think due is most knowledgeable when it comes to gender issues & stuff, 'cuz the rest of you guys have probably read like zero feminist theory & just make stuff up as you go along, like crummy anecdotes about girls who get mad when you hold doors open &c.
I've taken a college course on Feminism and had to read and give presentations feminist essays and things like that.

Although talking about feminism in that class was much different than talking about it here in the Pit.
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:46 AM   #366
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From what I've seen in books and films, 'nice guys' like me are the stupid people that everybody pities.

Fuck that dude, keep your niceness and you'll enjoy love for the rest of your life. That 'nice guy' shit only matters if your only objective is entering vagina as much as possible.
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:47 AM   #367
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Fuck that dude, keep your niceness and you'll enjoy love for the rest of your life. That 'nice guy' shit only matters if your only objective is entering vagina as much as possible.


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Old 01-03-2013, 03:50 AM   #368
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I haven't seen you post in awhile, I kind of missed you

I've been attending weddings/ family christmas's/ amazing music festivals/ road trips over the past few weeks so I haven't been bothered to internet much.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:02 AM   #369
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Reading about feminism sounds boring as **** man
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:12 AM   #370
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I knew this thread was going to be a cluster****.

I just knew it.


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Old 01-03-2013, 04:16 AM   #371
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:17 AM   #372
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He's genuine about it, though. Why do you have to knock them for that? What good does it do this good to constantly worry if he's offending other people? He wouldn't fake it for this long.

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Like it's not even close.

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tfw you will never be literally standing right in front of laura stevenson
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in terms of intelligence, none of you guys really impress me. you all seem like functioning people who are capable of obtaining a bachelor's degree I guess, so congrats. (except for █▐▌█▐▌, lord help him)

funnily enough, i think mr. black flag logo is one of the smarter people here, he just 'needs to fricken apply himself'.

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Old 01-03-2013, 04:22 AM   #373
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:39 AM   #374
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Oh, nothing. I was typing with insufficient understanding. My apologies.


That's quite alright. There are plenty of people on here that still don't know.

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I think due is most knowledgeable when it comes to gender issues & stuff, 'cuz the rest of you guys have probably read like zero feminist theory & just make stuff up as you go along, like crummy anecdotes about girls who get mad when you hold doors open &c.


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Old 01-03-2013, 12:51 PM   #375
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That's quite alright. There are plenty of people on here that still don't know. :p
Okay. I admire your spirit in following through. The lack of acceptance must be emotionally draining. You can PM if you want.
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Old 01-03-2013, 01:07 PM   #376
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:26 PM   #377
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it was a joke.
I know, so was mine. Like if I wrote:

The only thing worse than a chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do as she is told.

I figured sexist jokes in this topic was no worse than all of the pseudo-intellectual posts made about it.
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:37 PM   #378
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I figured sexist jokes in this topic was no worse than all of the pseudo-intellectual posts made about it.


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