10-15-2012, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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I can't take things into the bathroom with me.
It's just weird, unsanitary, and I won't want to use them again when I leave. Not even books. |
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10-15-2012, 03:19 PM
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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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What? Do you smear shit all over your bathroom walls? Unless you do, it's probably not unsanitary. Germaphobes! Whatcha gonna do?!
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I am on break from recording until I buy a new computer in June. Look at the bandcamp page to see the track list for upcoming EP "Discarnate". Terry Prachett is funnier than you! Discworld Last edited by crazysam23_Atax : 10-15-2012 at 03:20 PM. |
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01-26-2013, 04:33 PM
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Thou mayest
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I just want everyone to know that 5 months after prophesying that I would, I have just dropped my phone into my diahrrea filled toilet. Placed it on the ledge of the sink, but its center of gravity was on the wrong side of that ledge. It fell off, bounced off the rim of the trash can, and into the toilet where I watched it sink as I screamed ****.
Wore like 5 layers of latex gloves and got it out. Drying it in rice now and hoping for the best. Now if you'll excuse me, I never had a chance to wipe.
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01-26-2013, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
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A modern miracle
Truly a prophet
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01-26-2013, 05:28 PM
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Thou mayest
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Kansas City, MO
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One way of putting it.
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01-26-2013, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Glasgow
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Fish it out and then weep at how many month's wages it would take to replace it, it's worth more than my car
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01-26-2013, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Glasgow
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I doubt I'd be able to distinguish my phone from all the other pieces of shit in there.
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01-26-2013, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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When I saw this thread had been bumped, my first thoughts were "someone better have dropped their phone in the toilet"
but not you  |
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01-26-2013, 07:25 PM
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I love you cupcake
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In your imagination...
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Kill it with fire
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01-26-2013, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Florida
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I hope you cleaned and disinfected the phone before putting it in the bowl of rice.
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01-26-2013, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Derby, UK
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Well at the moment, the phone I have cost £11 so I would just flush. Or take another shit
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01-26-2013, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Dive. Rice. Disinfectant.
Forever shower.
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