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Old 04-09-2013, 04:16 PM   #2221
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this sounds like such a weird thread hahaha
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Old 04-17-2013, 03:34 PM   #2222
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This didn't happen to me but to someone I knew.

Some people were having a party at this guys house. A load of people stayed over, probably passed out in every corner of the house. This guy I knew came down early morning to get a drink of water and saw the guy who was hosting the party.

On the ******* table.

Fingering his butthole.

Not a long story and I can't remember if he noticed him standing there or he just left the room asap.
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Old 05-28-2013, 09:44 PM   #2223
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On a scorching Sunday evening in the season of Summer, I entered a comic book store seeking out a nerdy bang. A likely candidate popped up (as my dong followed suit) as a girl, not older than nineteen, reading in the corner of the shop. She was a long-haired brunette with thick-rimmed glasses, surely unfamiliar with the cock. Upon observing her tight ass and perfectly sculpted breasts, I proceeded to talk to her about the Avengers, an impeccable path into the hitherto unexplored depths of this female's genitals. Through my carefully placed remarks and compliments, she soon approved of my suggestion to proceed into the back of the store.

A godly revelation was suddenly thrust upon my spirit, and I soon possessed perfect knowledge of this female subject. She was indeed a virgin. My ocular sense was profoundly impacted to comprehend her goddess-like body. Thereafter I heightened my efforts of seduction. After much demonstration of my deep knowledge of superhero lore, she bestowed upon me the implicit signal to begin the process of foreplay. Several minutes passed, and the first transmission was complete.

Our instruments of desire filled with passion, and we beheld each other's bodies in their pure and unpolluted forms. I was indeed shocked, however, to find her vagina somewhat obscured by a bush. Shaken, although not deterred, I rubbed my junk in the vicinity of her pussy with the intention of readying it for the bang. When I at last commenced with full penetration, the numerous divisions of my consciousness broke the shackles of earthly limits and rose to the heavens, escalating my comprehension of life beyond good and evil, into true enlightenment. My female companion must have joined me in this ethereal experience, for angelic sounds of "Aaahhh!" reached my ears. How long this lasted I know not.

Regrettably, my spirit soon descended back onto Earth, although I obtained enlightenment of infinite value. We soon collapsed, laying there in ecstasy. Of the many truisms I had grasped that day, the sole one which I am able to transfer into language is this: the virgin bush is indeed an acquired taste; once acquired, it will free your soul to fly high in the sky.

Alas, she was gone. Despite the profound knowledge I received, I sought more from her. I was brought solace, however, by the epiphany that I would find her once again.

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Old 06-01-2013, 11:58 AM   #2224
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Hey, for some reason the fact that this thread was revived only registered in my control panel today.

(/shameless bump)
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Old 06-01-2013, 12:27 PM   #2225
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I feel like I was still a kid when this thread first started....so for me it was "Embarassing 'horney' things you do now" and it made me feel ashamed. Also, it taught me the wrong way to spell embarrassing and horny.
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Old 06-15-2013, 06:45 PM   #2226
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I used to be a messed up horny kid. And at this time I hadn't discovered masturbating yet so I need other ways to relieve my sexual desires. So I used to get some book that showed you how to draw, go into the bathroom, strip naked, and rub my dick on the sketches of naked women.

Around this time I also didn't have a clue about my body. I didn't know what my balls were for and I didn't know other people had them and I thought I had a tumor or something. I also noticed that when I got a boner the skin on the tip of my penis would go back. I also thought this was some body dysfunction, so I closed the tip of my dick, got sellotape, wrapped the tape around it and hey presto, it was closed.

It seemed like a good idea until I realised I couldn't piss.
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:30 PM   #2227
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I had this one teacher in 7th grade that I was super in love with. About halfway through the school year I started to draw vore drawings showing me in her belly. I had drawn vore type pictures before that, but it was always goofy kind of stuff, whereas this was fairly detailed and clearly erotic in nature. I was very bad at drawing, so the pictures looked pretty awful. Her pose was probably the worst part, just kind of standing there with her legs slightly apart and her arms a little bit off from her sides. It was almost like the way a really little kid draws people. As bad as the drawings were, though most cringeworthy parts were the descriptions that I wrote on the pictures.
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:49 PM   #2228
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This was my sophomore year in university. My girlfriend got an internship at an art school in Chicago for a whole year, which is 8 hours away from me, and we stayed in touch while she was away. We called each other all the time and every now and then, we would Skype. One day while we were Skyping, she decided to surprise me with her newly bought sexy lingerie. One thing lead to another and we ended up Skype fapping to each other. My roommate was gonna be in class for another hour, so I knew I was safe.

While we were Skype fapping, I heard some keys jangle. I didn't think anything of it because my roommate was supposed to be in class and I assumed it was one of my several neighbors, but it wasn't. After I heard the keys go into the door, I realized my pants were at my ankles. Fuck, my ninja pant tugging skills were only at level 7. While I franticly try to pull my pants up, the door opens up, roommate just casually says "sup" until he realizes my pants were down. We both have a deer in the headlights look until he awkwardly walks out of the room. My girlfriend saw the whole ordeal and couldn't stop laughing. I let out an embarrassed sigh and continue the Skype session with my girlfriend.

About a month later, I open the door and see him fucking his girlfriend . It was really awkward since they were doing a standing 69. He gives me the deer in the headlights look between his girl's asscheeks, but she doesn't realize I'm there. I awkwardly walk out of the room while admiring the fact they can do a standing 69.

We're even now asshole.
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:39 PM   #2229
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:40 PM   #2230
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please someone contribute. Porn isn't doing it for me tonight.
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:52 PM   #2231
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This was my sophomore year in university. My girlfriend got an internship at an art school in Chicago for a whole year, which is 8 hours away from me, and we stayed in touch while she was away. We called each other all the time and every now and then, we would Skype. One day while we were Skyping, she decided to surprise me with her newly bought sexy lingerie. One thing lead to another and we ended up Skype fapping to each other. My roommate was gonna be in class for another hour, so I knew I was safe.

While we were Skype fapping, I heard some keys jangle. I didn't think anything of it because my roommate was supposed to be in class and I assumed it was one of my several neighbors, but it wasn't. After I heard the keys go into the door, I realized my pants were at my ankles. Fuck, my ninja pant tugging skills were only at level 7. While I franticly try to pull my pants up, the door opens up, roommate just casually says "sup" until he realizes my pants were down. We both have a deer in the headlights look until he awkwardly walks out of the room. My girlfriend saw the whole ordeal and couldn't stop laughing. I let out an embarrassed sigh and continue the Skype session with my girlfriend.

About a month later, I open the door and see him fucking his girlfriend . It was really awkward since they were doing a standing 69. He gives me the deer in the headlights look between his girl's asscheeks, but she doesn't realize I'm there. I awkwardly walk out of the room while admiring the fact they can do a standing 69.

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Old 07-19-2013, 07:06 PM   #2232
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And that's pretty much the most action I've ever gotten.
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