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Old 03-25-2014, 09:04 AM   #13001
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Tried this once, didn't work. She didn't want to. It's almost as if she's scared to go into any other position. I'm kind of at a loss of what to do.

So what did she say when you asked her if she would try other positions during sex?
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:11 AM   #13002
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She always says she wants to try out other stuff, but never at the time when I ask her to, always 'some other time', which hasn't happened yet.
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Old 03-25-2014, 10:05 AM   #13003
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Sounds like you're springing it on her. I'm all for spontaneity but if that's not her bag maybe plan a bit more?
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:07 PM   #13004
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Tried this once, didn't work. She didn't want to. It's almost as if she's scared to go into any other position. I'm kind of at a loss of what to do.

just lie, tell her you want to eat her out while she's on her knees and elbows, do it for a bit, and then penis her right in the vagina
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Old 03-29-2014, 01:54 PM   #13005
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17 years old here, I'm a little new to talking to girls and whatnot. But i'm a heavy masterbater (3 or so times a day).. But I am seeing this girl and have a chance to have sex. Will I be able to get it up?? Ive heard masterbating causes ED
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:19 PM   #13006
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17 years old here, I'm a little new to talking to girls and whatnot. But i'm a heavy masterbater (3 or so times a day).. But I am seeing this girl and have a chance to have sex. Will I be able to get it up?? Ive heard masterbating causes ED

you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:22 PM   #13007
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you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both

I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:23 PM   #13008
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you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both


This is fact.
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:38 PM   #13009
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I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....

I'm sorry, but you really should have done more research before you started masturbating. :hug:
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:51 PM   #13010
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I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....

that's what they used to think about cocaine
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Old 03-29-2014, 03:19 PM   #13011
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3 times a day is definitely excessive.
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Old 03-29-2014, 03:20 PM   #13012
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Old 04-21-2014, 02:52 AM   #13013
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So guys, help me out here.....

I've been seeing a new girl for the last couple of weeks, and we've had sex a couple of times, she explained to me that due to her sexual history (she lost her virginity really young and was basically used as a human sex toy by her previous boyfriends) she doesn't feel that sex is an overly special thing for her, and just does it because it feels nice.

To me, thinking like that about sex kinda sucks, for me it's a special thing you share with someone you like, and that's one of the reasons I enjoy it, and I want to try and perhaps introduce that aspect to it.

Now, what I'm asking is, is there a way to make sex more special for her, as opposed to just being part and parcel with being in a relationship? Or am I being too analytic about it all?
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Old 04-21-2014, 02:58 AM   #13014
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Sure. Don't treat her like a sex toy, there just to get you off.

Reverse the role, make her feel special. See if she's receptive to it.
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Old 04-21-2014, 03:13 AM   #13015
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Sure. Don't treat her like a sex toy, there just to get you off.

Reverse the role, make her feel special. See if she's receptive to it.


I'm not sure if I've misunderstood you, but I'm not the one who treats her like a sex toy.

What things do you guys find make a girl feel special? Unfortunately, this is far from my forte.
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Old 04-21-2014, 03:24 AM   #13016
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I'm not sure if I've misunderstood you, but I'm not the one who treats her like a sex toy.

What things do you guys find make a girl feel special? Unfortunately, this is far from my forte.

Oh yes, I know you don't. I'm saying that you should act differently from her previous lovers. See if she can get into being more than just the means to an end.
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Old 04-21-2014, 03:31 AM   #13017
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Oh yes, I know you don't. I'm saying that you should act differently from her previous lovers. See if she can get into being more than just the means to an end.


Ahhhh ok, I get you now. Cheers man!
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