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Old 03-03-2014, 05:23 PM   #5341
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"C'mon Helmet head, get it on!"...I borrowed that when I had sex for the first time. Too much? I don't think so.


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Old 03-03-2014, 08:31 PM   #5342
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:18 PM   #5343
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I still find Doge hilarious.
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:56 PM   #5344
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"C'mon Helmet head, get it on!"...I borrowed that when I had sex for the first time. Too much? I don't think so.


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Old 03-05-2014, 06:51 AM   #5345
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I still find Doge hilarious.


aw man you nearly killed me there
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Old 03-05-2014, 07:10 PM   #5346
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This made me chuckle, but I don't know what it's from..
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:24 PM   #5347
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Old 03-06-2014, 01:15 AM   #5348
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:36 AM   #5349
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lol @ "like I was rip-starting a lawn mower."
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Old 03-06-2014, 05:39 AM   #5350
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:50 AM   #5351
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Now that is quality humor..
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:19 PM   #5352
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:02 PM   #5353
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:31 PM   #5354
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:49 PM   #5355
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Old 03-08-2014, 01:57 AM   #5356
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Old 03-08-2014, 11:04 PM   #5357
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Old 03-11-2014, 09:48 AM   #5358
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:26 AM   #5359
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:30 AM   #5360
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I bet thats also why Half Life 3 is delayed so much.
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