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Old 04-22-2013, 07:04 AM   #81
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That is too good.
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:53 AM   #82
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I hate the noises they make but I almost never mute it

It really sucks when the dude is much more vocal than the girl.. Unless it's Rocco. Then it's ****ing hilarious. It also sucks when the girl has a nasty voice. Absolute worst part of it all are the noises that happen when the dude is getting blown.. Gag, ahuhuk, awawawa shit like that..
I haven't watched a blowjob scene in years...
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:33 AM   #83
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I just listen to Cocteau Twins.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:36 AM   #84
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Heres an idea stop watching the pro stuff (I hate it) most of it is fake anyway. Watch the amateur stuff.


Then it's just people trying to be professional. I mean sure, sometimes cum gets in someone's eye, or he sticks it in the wrong hole, but it's the same garbage.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:48 AM   #85
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:23 AM   #86
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I used to always watch porn muted, I was so ridiculously paranoid of getting busted so I always found it weird to have the sound on and really kind of preferred it muted. That's changed now though but sound isn't necessary at all for me.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:30 AM   #87
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I hate it's ****in' loud. That's like the worst. It's like, ****, shut up.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:33 AM   #88
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I just listen to Cocteau Twins.




I usually prefer it with volume actually (but not very high). I like to hear how much the girl is enjoying it, even if it's fake. It just adds another element of stimulation.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:40 AM   #89
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I usually prefer it with volume actually (but not very high). I like to hear how much the girl is enjoying it, even if it's fake. It just adds another element of stimulation.

I can't stand the fakeness. It's more annoying than my girlfriend contributing to my right ear's deafness while driving by constantly bitching at me for something the whole car ride.



And I gotta say, that's pretty ****ing aggravating.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:42 AM   #90
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I can't stand the fakeness. It's more annoying than my girlfriend contributing to my right ear's deafness while driving by constantly bitching at me for something the whole car ride.



And I gotta say, that's pretty ****ing aggravating.

Well I do try to avoid porn where the girl is faking it the whole time (which is a lot of them). It's pretty easy to tell. It's just a turn off.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:44 AM   #91
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You know, I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been much mention of the audio quality (or almost complete lack thereof) in porn, and not just the amateur stuff. Whether it's atrocious signal-noise ratios, complete lack of noise removal, or extremely inconsistent levels (this can me... quite unpleasant if you listen with headphones) as a result of either A) poor audio editing or B) use of an internal mic on a camera instead of an external mic.



I've noticed this too. Even with the push for higher and higher resolution video, the audio quality is still pretty bad. Considering I use high-end earphones for any listening, it can get unbearable to the point where I turn the volume down low.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:53 AM   #92
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someone should post about this very real issue in the recording forum to try to get a fix
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Old 04-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #93
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For one thing, i don't want to get busted. Also, if it sounds fake, or if i hear the dude grunting, it's quite offputting.
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:03 PM   #94
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I hate it when there's music in the background. Also having it muted makes it less....bonerific?
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:08 PM   #95
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Nope. I find it very offputting with the volume on.
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:22 PM   #96
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:25 PM   #97
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There must be a porno out there that has like GY!BE over it or something.
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