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Old 09-18-2014, 12:54 PM   #661
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Dude, when Sandy hit you were all shitting your pants. Wasn't even a tough storm.

http://www.amsimaging.com/Portals/1...1028_ssh.jp eg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...eens,_NYC.jp g

neither of those are New York
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I know the Delta Works have been declared one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers, but trust me, I will definitely get you wet anyway.

Or the tl;dl version: Even the Delta Works can't stop me from getting you wet.

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Old 09-18-2014, 12:56 PM   #662
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Old 09-18-2014, 12:59 PM   #663
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You could also go for:
I don't care if you're a dyke or not, just let me plug your hole.
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Old 09-18-2014, 01:26 PM   #664
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Old 09-18-2014, 03:24 PM   #665
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You could also go for:
I don't care if you're a dyke or not, just let me plug your hole.

lmao my chat up notebook is filling up in no time.
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Old 09-18-2014, 03:55 PM   #666
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I want to impress a dutch girl - what should I do?


Do not say a word and cross the border to Germany. Have fun with THOSE girls instead.
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

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Old 09-20-2014, 03:07 PM   #667
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Is that stroop leaking out of your wafel or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 09-20-2014, 03:17 PM   #668
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So...is it true you guys have big ears?
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Old 09-20-2014, 05:38 PM   #669
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So...is it true you guys have big ears?

No. We do have our own country though like sco... Oh I am terribly sorry.
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Old 09-21-2014, 06:55 AM   #670
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No. We do have our own country though like sco... Oh I am terribly sorry.


Oh, it's quite all right. We're gonna get a bunch of powers just like they promised us.

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