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Old 07-16-2013, 03:32 AM   #41
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I got stoned and tried this. It was pretty cold because of the air conditioning so my nipples got really hard? Is this normal? Am I gay?

Only if your nipples touched together and if there was a guy there sucking you off.
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Old 07-16-2013, 03:39 AM   #42
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Guess I'm gay
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:14 AM   #43
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:28 AM   #44
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No one is judging you when you're alone on your porcelain throne.


That's the most poetic thing I've ever seen you write ;_;
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:31 AM   #45
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I don't really understand the point in taking off more than your pants.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:35 AM   #46
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Sadly, hasn't there already been a thread on this.

Back then, like 90% of the Pit said they took their shirts off while they go. I still call BS, I don't believe that anyone does this, for real, anywhere. Not even if its hot outside.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:44 AM   #47
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:49 AM   #48
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That's the most poetic thing I've ever seen you write ;_;

I have my good moments



When i am suffering from sleep deprevation.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:30 AM   #49
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If I know I'm squeezing a fat one out I take my shirt off.


This made me laugh more than it should have..
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:36 AM   #50
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Yeah, I'm sure you do. Nothing better than kneading out the brown sugar in the nude.

But you're a girl..

Girls don't poop.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:39 AM   #51
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But you're a girl..

Girls don't poop.

Then we have a dillemma on our hands... well not that the poop is on my handed, but you catch my drift. Well not the drift that means I'm pooing right now ofcourse.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:39 AM   #52
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i don't ever dump with clothes on

i'm afraid of accidentally touching the shit stained toiled paper to the tail of my shirt or something
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:30 AM   #53
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Yes. Obviously not in public, but in the comfort of my own home I've been known to do it.
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:53 AM   #54
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I'm naked now. They should make sofas where it's like a toilet and your balls can hang free
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