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Old 10-15-2012, 02:35 PM   #61
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I can't take things into the bathroom with me.
It's just weird, unsanitary, and I won't want to use them again when I leave.
Not even books.
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Old 10-15-2012, 03:19 PM   #62
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I can't take things into the bathroom with me.
It's just weird, unsanitary, and I won't want to use them again when I leave.
Not even books.

What? Do you smear shit all over your bathroom walls? Unless you do, it's probably not unsanitary.

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Old 01-26-2013, 04:33 PM   #63
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I just want everyone to know that 5 months after prophesying that I would, I have just dropped my phone into my diahrrea filled toilet. Placed it on the ledge of the sink, but its center of gravity was on the wrong side of that ledge. It fell off, bounced off the rim of the trash can, and into the toilet where I watched it sink as I screamed ****.
Wore like 5 layers of latex gloves and got it out. Drying it in rice now and hoping for the best.
Now if you'll excuse me, I never had a chance to wipe.
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Old 01-26-2013, 04:35 PM   #64
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Old 01-26-2013, 05:28 PM   #65
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One way of putting it.
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Old 01-26-2013, 05:43 PM   #66
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Fish it out and then weep at how many month's wages it would take to replace it, it's worth more than my car
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:55 PM   #67
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I doubt I'd be able to distinguish my phone from all the other pieces of shit in there.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:12 PM   #68
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When I saw this thread had been bumped, my first thoughts were "someone better have dropped their phone in the toilet"

but not you
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:25 PM   #69
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:08 PM   #70
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I hope you cleaned and disinfected the phone before putting it in the bowl of rice.
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:15 PM   #71
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Well at the moment, the phone I have cost £11 so I would just flush. Or take another shit
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:07 PM   #72
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Dive. Rice. Disinfectant.


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