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Old 12-15-2012, 06:14 AM   #21
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You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:15 AM   #22
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If that's all on the spot then I ****in' applaud you.
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:18 AM   #23
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If that's all on the spot then I ****in' applaud you.


dawwww fanks.

at the end I was about to go in the direction of accidentally knocking up mary in a drunken one night stand. but figured that was kind of played out and it was better to be short and sweet. well ... I dunno about sweet.
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:20 AM   #24
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:20 AM   #25
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dawwww fanks.

at the end I was about to go in the direction of accidentally knocking up mary in a drunken one night stand. but figured that was kind of played out and it was better to be short and sweet. well ... I dunno about sweet.


Nah, you handled that tactfully.


Bravo.


The kicker was the seraphim part, holy shit.

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Old 12-15-2012, 06:21 AM   #26
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More applause coming your way. that was hilarious
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:28 AM   #27
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Does every thread Slacker posts in turn in to an argument?

It doesn't have to... people could always just agree with me,

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If it isn't yet, I'll make it one...It all comes down to the translation of "kaneh bosem"; while it is quite likely to be cannabis (or another substance with intoxicating properties) this does not have to be the case.

True, but most experts in Hebrew etymology consider kaneh-bosm to mean cannabis.

The first solid evidence of the Hebrew use of cannabis was established in 1936 by Sula Benet, an etymologist from the Institute of Anthropological Sciences in Warsaw.'

The word cannabis was generally thought to be of Scythian origin, but Benet showed that it has a much earlier origin in Semitic languages like Hebrew, and that it appears several times throughout the Old Testament. Benet explained that "in the original Hebrew text of the Old Testament there are references to hemp, both as incense and as an intoxicant."

Benet demonstrated that the word for cannabis is kaneh-bosm, also rendered in traditional Hebrew as kaneh or kannabus. The root 'kan' in this construction means "reed" or "hemp", while bosm means "aromatic".
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:28 AM   #28
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:20 PM   #29
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All I can see in this thread is 13 year olds who enjoy sniffing their farts too much. Well done UG. Another typical shit thread.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:22 PM   #30
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You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:23 PM   #31
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You should read more of it. The New Testament is like God waking up with a hangover.

God: Ah, my ****in' head.

Gabriel: Here's your water, sir.

God: What did I do las-- oh ****. Was I being all "drunk God" and ranting about gays and blacks and genocide again?

Gabriel: Yes, sir. That did happen at one point between jumping into the pool nude and hitting on the seraphim.

God: Were they hot?

Gabriel: Seraphim.

God: Point taken. Uhhhh ... **** I feel like shit. Uh, send Jesus down there to apologize to everyone.

Gabriel: Like ... as a human?

God: Fully human. and uh ... fully divine?

Gabriel: wha--

God: I don't ****ing know. I'm still drunk.

I read that with Louis CK's voice as god. Probably appropriate.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:26 PM   #32
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That's so weird. I did the same thing. Seemed very C.K.ish
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:59 PM   #33
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All I can see in this thread is 13 year olds who enjoy sniffing their farts too much. Well done UG. Another typical shit thread.

U mad?
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:35 PM   #34
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:43 PM   #35
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:44 PM   #36
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:51 PM   #37
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Old 12-15-2012, 03:03 PM   #38
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Now I can get Medical Grade 17 to 25% THC instead of that Mexican SWAG that has 5 to 6%

Also, you know where it comes from. It cost about 40 to 50 for an 1/8th,

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thats expensive total rip off bro..
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