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Old 11-07-2013, 07:55 PM   #41
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I was out in the woods with my mate when he broke in to song and dance. "What are you doing?" I said

"Well, tree's a crowd"

Yeah fuck yourself
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:49 PM   #42
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I won't even bother because my trees puns are far too elaborate for any of you to get.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:55 PM   #43
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so there was a joke in a comedy show I watched a while back
and it was like about an absent PE teacher who had stopped teaching because he became a tree surgeon
or, something about yewtree operations
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:05 PM   #44
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why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here?
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:10 PM   #45
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why don't you make like a tree and get the **** outta here?

Kudzu at least make an effort? I'm sure if you try, you can pun just vine.
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:12 PM   #46
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Vines aren't trees, n00b. also

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Old 11-08-2013, 01:02 AM   #47
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Plankly scarlett, i dont give a wonderboom.


Acacia didn't pick up on it, that was just a bad one.
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:03 AM   #48
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:11 AM   #49
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These puns are unbeleaveable.
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Old 11-08-2013, 02:20 AM   #50
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this thread is barking stupid.

yet you're all in here pining for attention.
Then leave.

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leave it
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Old 11-08-2013, 02:28 AM   #51
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i told her about the pressure differential in my xylem tube but she said she couldn't generate enough transpirational pull to get the liquid up from my root. i tipped her $20 anyway and told her to leaf.
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:52 AM   #52
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This thread gives me wood. I don't know if I'maple to get it down.
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:03 AM   #53
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Do they all have to be about trees or am I allowed to go out on a limb?
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:10 AM   #54
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This thread is pine until yew sat to exaggerate, so if yew will all excuse m, It's time for me to leaf
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:40 AM   #55
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Don't, you're in for a treet.
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Old 11-08-2013, 04:49 AM   #56
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A trunk is not found in the trunk of a car, nor the junk in the trunk. It is where the trunk is found, in the tree's trunk near the trunk of the trunk.

Happy Trunk Day everyone!

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Old 11-08-2013, 04:51 AM   #57
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i leafing this thread before things get weird




**** me, that was lazy
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