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Old 11-19-2012, 06:28 AM   #61
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:53 AM   #62
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Honestly, and I don't mean to cast the UG community in a poor light, but I was expecting an "I've been accused of rape, what's a good defense" sort of thread.

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Old 11-19-2012, 07:03 AM   #63
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For actual defense, just punching the throat is effective, as mentioned. Pepper spray is also pretty good. It's designed to spray and run, but it's imperative that she keeps it somewhere she can quickly get it. Otherwise it's useless. And if she's in a free state... she could always get a handgun, if she's willing to commit to the practice and training involved with carrying a gun and actually being safe and effective with it. Though not many people are going to spend the time or money doing that.


But regardless of what tools she has at her disposal, situational awareness will always be most valuable. Simply paying attention to what's going on around you will go a long way in keeping yourself safe.
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:28 AM   #64
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All women want to get raped, just look at how they dress these days. Did you know that if a woman is "raped" and she gets pregnant it means she wanted it?
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:32 AM   #65
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If you're geting raped in the butt, you could always just clamp down
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:34 AM   #66
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If you're geting raped in the butt, you could always just clamp down

or refuse to wipe.
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:23 AM   #67
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You can't necessarily "prepare" for it and you really can't predict it.

Take up some form of martial arts. Preferably one that specializes in grappling. Thats what id say, anyways.
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:36 AM   #68
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You can't necessarily "prepare" for it and you really can't predict it.

Take up some form of martial arts. Preferably one that specializes in grappling. Thats what id say, anyways.

Grappling is not going to be helpful to most women attempting to protect themselves from male assailants.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:40 AM   #69
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I've been with a campus police department for many years, and we have certified instructors in the "R.A.D." System... We give free lessons to the students.
That's Rape Agression Defense..... It's a very straightforward defense course. No "martial arts" moves, just realistic, powerful techniques designed to injur or maim the attacker as quickly as possible.
Conventional martial-arts training is by and large NOT the best choice. The techniques take time to learn, and are designed in many cases to fight with other individuals using similar methods.
Self-defense is not about fighting in a ring, it's about damaging the attacker very quickly and sufficiently so that you can get away.
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:25 AM   #70
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Systema and krav maga are both very effective in close quarter combat. I know for certain that krav maga is quite easily picked up too, because I've been training that since this academic year. So if you're looking for something that you can quite easily pick up and that is also very effective up close, I can recommend that. I haven't seen anything involving defense against being grabbed though, but it may still offer some benefits in those situations through knowing weak spots.

If you don't want to commit to training any of those, you can also look for a self-defense program in your area.
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:29 AM   #71
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Why is it all about women getting raped? If a small boy is getting raped should he also wear a barbed condom in his ass?

Um...what?...
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:44 PM   #72
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:52 PM   #73
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Yeah, that's all a woman needs. The rapist (who is now really ****ing angry and in pain) stuck inside you.
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:55 PM   #74
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Yeah, that's all a woman needs. The rapist (who is now really ****ing angry and in pain) stuck inside you.

And beating the shit out her in rage and pain.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:18 PM   #75
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Rape them first?
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Um...what?...

Jerry Sandusky.

But really, walking around all day, every day with a plastic tube up your cootch seems both impractical and irritating.
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:48 PM   #77
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Jerry Sandusky.

But really, walking around all day, every day with a plastic tube up your cootch seems both impractical and irritating.

Not only that, but Sandusky jokes are SO old.
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Old 11-20-2012, 01:44 AM   #78
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Get super clingy right when he starts the raping and tell him you want to marry and have kids. That'll scare him away right quick.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:36 PM   #79
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thanks for all the legitimate help like the self-defense talk, the mention of punching in the throat and RAD, that particularly interests me as I'm on a campus. The comedic talk is good too xD
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Could that be used in the rapist's defence? AKA SHE RAPED ME!

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