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Old Yesterday, 08:22 AM   #19501
The Virtuoso
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Kind of bummed guys. I want to go see Pallbearer and Solstafir next Wednesday, but it's a ****ing Wednesday in a city four hours from where I live, and I work the next day. Not to mention I will be spending money on it that I don't have. What's it like to be able to attend all of the shows you want?

Edit: Also, steams sales started and I am a dirty beta who cannot discipline himself when spending money on all the sales.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.

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Old Yesterday, 08:31 AM   #19502
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Old Yesterday, 09:32 AM   #19503
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A girl was casually sexually talking to me once, and I preface this with, I was a lonely single white male in his early twenties, and I don't remember her name.

I said something like "oh man, test in about a month. fun times ahead, heh," like some awful Weaboo cosplay, then she said, "oh you promise fun times?" to which I smashed whatever lust she has withholding during first year biology by quickly defusing the sexual tension in the air.

I promise nothing.

Really don't like microbiology. Glad I have nothing to do with that anymore. Biology is gay.

You were talking to a girl? Real men talk to satan.
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Old Yesterday, 09:35 AM   #19504
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fokk yeah duder. I quit women after my many instances of embarrassing myself through casual sexually charged language. Girl asked me to come over and help her with her printer once all sexual like, I told her to install drivers she needed (I don't even know if printers have any) and refused to go over there until she tried that first. She lived next to my dorm. Like, literally on the same floor and right beside my dorm. I saw her every single day but I can't put her in a trance like that, she's got a future or something.

Every conversation is sexually charged when you're talking to Jon, sexbeast extraordinaire.

You are great.
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Old Yesterday, 09:44 AM   #19505
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John, in all fairness, you need to pleasure that ass.

Happy turkey day lads.
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Old Yesterday, 04:55 PM   #19506
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on a relevant note, I've actually been listening to some black metal this month and I had forgotten how much I love Windir and early Enslaved.
Oh, the feeling of reuniting with your beloved metal bands. Hasn't happened to me for a while, but when that day shall be, it shall be a day to remember. For me, last time it was Coroner. Or was it the almighty Timeghoul?

Either way, I'm sure lots of people here don't necessarily listen to metal as dominantly as at some other point in time, or I could be totally wrong, I haven't been here a lot lately, but what's your usual go-to band when you're feeling it?
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Old Yesterday, 05:26 PM   #19507
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but what's your usual go-to band when you're feeling it?


Due to the cold, dark weather this time of year, this;

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Old Today, 09:27 AM   #19508
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Ohhh, when I'm in that mood I'm just like ohhh

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Old Today, 11:43 AM   #19509
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