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Old 12-07-2013, 05:23 PM   #4421
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Old 05-02-2014, 09:09 PM   #4422
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hahahahahahaa, too soon?
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:41 AM   #4423
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Are you an arm amputee who's stumped for cash ? Earn a second income taking impressive fisting photos.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Women get yeast infections so they know what it's like living with an irritating c*nt for once.
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:41 PM   #4424
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not really bad but...
statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy...
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:57 PM   #4425
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Are you an arm amputee who's stumped for cash ? Earn a second income taking impressive fisting photos.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Women get yeast infections so they know what it's like living with an irritating c*nt for once.

I'd expect nothing less
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:59 PM   #4426
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What separates humans from monkeys?

The Mediterranean..
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Old 10-31-2014, 03:28 PM   #4427
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:32 PM   #4428
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i heard that neo respected a woman one time
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:56 PM   #4429
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Jesus, dude. Really?
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Old 10-31-2014, 06:20 PM   #4430
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Old 11-20-2015, 10:16 PM   #4431
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yall need to stop posting joke threads


this is the GOAT joke thread

post here you phaggots
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Old 11-20-2015, 10:46 PM   #4432
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a large black man at work told me his name was gorilla and i was not comfortable calling him that.
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Old 11-20-2015, 11:33 PM   #4433
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a large black man at work told me his name was gorilla and i was not comfortable calling him that.




here's a joke on blacks i remember hearing on a stand up comedy a while ago...


I remember working as a limo driver, not long ago. One day, I had a passenger named Boyed. We started up some small talk, but i made sure not to accidentally say "boy" (because young slave men were often called "boy" by their masters), so...

me :"where are you headed, boy-ED"
balck man: "im headed to..."

then when we arrived at the at the place, i said, and made to sure to say "have a nice day, boy-ED"

it was a close one, that one
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Old 11-21-2015, 06:22 AM   #4434
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Me and my mates were filming in Paris

We just finished shooting
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Old 11-21-2015, 06:34 AM   #4435
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Me and my mates were filming in Paris

We just finished shooting

Tooooo soooooooon.
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