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Old 11-29-2012, 04:01 AM   #21
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Old 11-29-2012, 04:02 AM   #22
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Office Space is in my top 3 all time favorites.

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Old 11-29-2012, 04:25 AM   #23
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Old 11-29-2012, 04:57 AM   #24
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:06 AM   #25
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I always wondered about this too. I imagine the 2 spouses are forced to duel and the loser goes to hell.
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:19 AM   #26
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

Fuck off man, I want dicks everywhere!
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:52 AM   #27
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I am glad you asked The Pit this, a forum renowned for its large percentage of Christian widowers.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:30 AM   #28
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I am glad you asked The Pit this, a forum renowned for its large percentage of Christian widowers.

but http://www.ultimate-windower.com is full of weirdos
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:15 AM   #29
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

Yes!
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:42 AM   #30
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If it's supposedly eternal bliss there's no way you'll be spending it with a woman.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:58 AM   #31
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Some Sadducees asked Jesus a question like this with their story of a woman that married seven brothers who died one after the other, and asked whose wife would she be in the resurrection (Sadducees weren't believers in the resurrection). Their answer from Jesus was: "You are mistaken not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven." That's in Matthew chapter 22 if you want to read the whole account for yourself.
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:01 AM   #32
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:16 AM   #34
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It means you and Jesus get to tag-team your wives.
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:55 AM   #35
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Heaven doesn't exist /thread
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