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View Poll Results: Which Jokes are the best? (Choose One)
Jew Jokes 75 8.16%
Baby Jokes 174 18.93%
Sexually Related Jokes 136 14.80%
Michael Jackson Jokes 10 1.09%
Gay/Homo/Bi/Rape Jokes 41 4.46%
Fat Jokes 22 2.39%
Cookies 26 2.83%
Religous 48 5.22%
Other 67 7.29%
I Like them all, and I Wuv Cookies...From your mom! 320 34.82%
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:22 PM   #301
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Probably kind of OLDE but its a Riddle:

There is a Green House, inside the Green House there is a White house inside the White house there is a Red House, inside the Red House there are alot of Black Babies!

What Kind of Fruit is it?
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:26 PM   #302
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whats the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't fck my sandwich before i eat it
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:32 PM   #303
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How do you fit a 100 jews in a Volkswagen?

Put them in the ash tray




What was the name of the first paki in england?

Amir

The name of the second paki

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Polish person walks into a bar,

of soap



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Old 02-08-2013, 12:38 AM   #304
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Probably kind of OLDE but its a Riddle:

There is a Green House, inside the Green House there is a White house inside the White house there is a Red House, inside the Red House there are alot of Black Babies!

What Kind of Fruit is it?


A watermelon?

I either missed the joke or I' m just bad at racism.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:45 AM   #305
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?



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Old 02-08-2013, 01:20 AM   #306
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A watermelon?

I either missed the joke or I' m just bad at racism.


Ya Watermelon...found it online, but apparently its 30 years old possibly...
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:17 AM   #307
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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was an orange

I have another joke but I can't be bothered typing it, so il let ol' Macca tell it.

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Old 02-08-2013, 04:03 AM   #308
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a guy walks into a bar with a smile on his face. the bartender says "why so happy?". the man says "my wife gave birth to a very healthy baby." The bartender says "how much does he way?". The man responds with "about 25 lbs" the bartender says "that's absolutely incredible!"
The man returns to the bar a week later and the bartender asks "How much does the kid way now? 35? 45? we've been taking bets." the man says " 15lbs" the bartender is surprised and says "what happened to him?" the man replies "he was circumcised."


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Jimmy Saville was a big fan of jewellery..

He loved nothing more than squeezing his fingers into a couple of tight rings.

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When will these Jimmy Saville sex allegations ever end?

Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:48 AM   #309
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

The barman gives her one.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:51 AM   #310
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The poll has jew jokes but not black people jokes? Those are the best dammit.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:59 AM   #311
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Having got a day off training, Usain Bolt decides to go for a relaxing game of golf. He turns up at Augusta with his clubs and equipment all ready to go. However the doorman won't let him in.

"There the municipal club down the road, about 10 minute walk" he says.

"But I'm Usain Bolt," asys Usain Bolt "World record holder."

"Oh, hang on then, that changes things" says the doorman. "Should take you 3 minutes."



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Old 02-08-2013, 07:02 AM   #312
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What's black and rhymes with "snoop"?



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Old 02-08-2013, 07:06 AM   #313
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Not even 10 posts between em'

Come on Johnny!

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Old 02-08-2013, 07:14 AM   #314
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That was a brown joke. Mine was a black joke.


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Old 02-08-2013, 07:20 AM   #315
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My doctor told me I was extremely sick today.

I only asked him to add another finger during the prostate examination.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:37 AM   #316
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