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Old 11-14-2012, 09:04 PM   #41
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:21 PM   #42
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I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:24 PM   #43
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Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?

You could look at each person for a few seconds, or if it's easier you could look just over their heads at the back of the room.

Make your voice projects. Imagine you're trying to make yourself heard to someone at the very far end of the room.

And don't get a boner. That would be very embarrassing while standing up there in front of all those people judging you.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:25 PM   #44
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:26 PM   #45
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I don't know about you, but I think that telling Stewie not to be more like me is great advice.

But being more like you would be good advice for this particular predicament of his, it's only bad in every other quantifiable area.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:27 PM   #46
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No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:29 PM   #47
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And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

But the only people who will notice are the ones already staring at your junk and they'll probably be into it unless your pecker is small.
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:38 PM   #48
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Psh, black people in a music appreciation class. Good joke.


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Aren't you in a band that plays shows in front of crowds of strangers?




Addressing a classroom in an academic presentation by myself and drunkenly fumbling through a solo with my friends beside me are two different things.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:02 PM   #49
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No, Stewie had to leave his band because he couldn't handle the pressure of playing live.

And I just hope that I don't ever get a boner during a presentation, since that would be really awkward.

And Stewie couldn't just be like me in that one area without being more like me in general.

Chicks with dicks are always awkward.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:24 AM   #50
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:29 AM   #51
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I wouldn't worry, but it does depend on if it's a ghetto classroom; But even then, know what you're talking about. Show respect and be cool; Be the fun teacher, just be you.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:42 AM   #52
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Each person listening to you has their own understanding. Each person on some level understands that as individuals we figure certain things out at certain times. The nature of man is an understanding nature. People naturally relate in some way to public speakers. The fear you experiences is unfounded, Ts. People's will understand.

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Old 11-15-2012, 03:42 AM   #53
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:45 PM   #54
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First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:48 PM   #55
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First rule, NOBODY speaks when you are speaking.

Decide on what sanction you are willing to enforce and warn students. 2 warnings and the sanction is applied. If you don't do this, you will struggle.

Make eye contact. Speak loudly so the whole class can hear but not so loud that you're blasting the front row. Vary your tone to make your voice sound more interesting. Listening is a very passive activity so put a lot of emphasis on the key words of your sentence to make students focus on them.

Use open body language and smile as you talk. If you're an arm waver, gesture away from yourself. If you lose their attention, don't keep talking. Stop and put your hands on your hips (more open body language) and wait until they are ready to listen. Practice an evil stare in the mirror and crack it out for the ones who won't listen.

Wow they really do give bitch lessons in teachers school!!!!!!








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