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Old 05-03-2015, 10:52 PM   #7921
Pastafarian96
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Stupid ****ing hands. I'll never be any good on an instrument because I can't move my ****ing fingers fluidly or accurately. The only thing I'm any good at and I can't even master simple shit without ****ing up at some point.

I'm ****ing useless at everything I can't even be good at the one thing that could possibly help me survive. I've got nothing else going for me, I'm completely worthless on this Earth and I wish I'd never been born to wreak the plague of my life through the small section of the world that has been touched by my horrible influence.

I want to be good but I can't do anything.
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Old 05-04-2015, 02:02 AM   #7922
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I dunno what it is man. I just feel like we keep growing further and further apart no matter how hard we are trying not to. I guess I'm starting to become okay with it and I've accepted that it's just a part of life sometimes but I know you are having a rough time dealing with it. I hope we can still be friends but you and I are both complete opposites from the people we were a few years ago and we both know it. I miss those long talks all night and car rides where we would just bullshit about school and life. And I know you do too. Just for whatever reason, things are different now. We keep trying to force a bond or something that's just not there anymore.


You brought everything on yourself, you screwed me and my parents over and now that shit has bitten you in the ass and I'm not there to save you anymore you don't know what to do. But I can't help you anymore man. I'm not gonna be a petty little shit and say you deserve everything that has happened in the last 2 months but I'm dont feel sorry for you anymore. It's time for you to figure everything out on your own.


Talking to you brought up a lot of old memories man. Those were some great times that I'm never gonna forget. I didn't appreciate you as much as I should have back then and I need to get my ass down to your place and hang out some more


I don't know what it is about calgary but every time I go there it just feels right. Spending a weekend in a hotel there i felt more at home than I have in the 9 years I've lived in this small town. Plus crazy shit always seems to go down when I drive down there
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Old 05-04-2015, 07:54 AM   #7923
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Why the **** has this shit come back? I thought I left this shit behind years ago when I was a kid, never to come back but it's here and it won't leave me alone.

Why the **** are you here? just **** off and leave me to my own life.
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Old 05-05-2015, 06:12 AM   #7924
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You stupid ****ing *****, you're about to cut the only thing I care about anymore out of my life, and I know you don't care. I would tell you this but you wouldn't care, I'm just another ****ing dog to you, just an animal that needs food, sleep and a place to piss; socialising and entertainment, maybe; affection, yes.

You treat me like I'm a ****ing child when you do treat me like a person, like I don't know anything and you get shitty when I elaborate on anything more than you can. You're a ****ing pathetic excuse for a mother.

Leave your ****ing animal psychology out of raising a ****ing child and ****ing let me live a human life.

And as for you, stop screaming your close-minded bullshit and idiotic conspiracies, you listen to anything that doesn't fit in with the norm because it must have some esoteric meaning, and insult anything that isn't like you.

Stop telling me I'm useless, you ****ing know I'm not, you've seen me excel, you've even told me I've done well, but I know you barely half-mean it. Stop being a jealous prick and start being a supportive father.
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Old 05-05-2015, 07:11 AM   #7925
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My work just seem intent on pissing everyone off. It's like a masterclass on how NOT to motivate your staff. I can't believe it.

Your appraisal is done on your monthly performance. That appraisal is important for getting more money. The appraisal is done off a 'performance tool' which takes your data and gives you a grade. This sounds fair but it's weighted against how long you've been there. The criteria are your call/email/ticket checks and 5 'long term drivers' which aren't measurable targets'. They're bullshit statements which they assess you against. Apparently the longer you've been there, the higher you'll score on them. So it means, you can be outstanding in your checks but come out as average overall due to the 'long term drivers'. Seems a bit daft for a monthly performance review.

Now they've changed the call checks. Before, if you did everything perfectly, you'd get 100% and come out as outstanding. Now there's an extra thing called 'extra mile'. Basically, if you don't do 'the extra mile' (which is totally subjective) then you can't be anymore than 'meets expectation'. I spoke to my supervisor about this because I had 100% call check but only came out as 95% (meets) due to 'extra mile'. You get assessed on 5 calls a month and having looked at my calls, there wasn't any more I could have done. He said 'you can't go the extra mile on every call' meaning that the managers are capping peoples performance on purpose stopping them from getting a pay rise.

Lastly, they've blocked anybody from getting a promotion. It's a big centre with many desks so people get promoted to other desks. However our managers have blocked anybody from going. Our agents are in demand because we're well trained but we're blocked from being promomted internally.

It's an absolute nonsense. Spectacular failings.

tl;dr my bosses have totally ruined the morale of a fantastic team through shit decisions
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Old 05-11-2015, 08:04 AM   #7926
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I wish I didn't say the things I do, I hurt so many people.
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Old 05-11-2015, 10:53 AM   #7927
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Everyone is sofa king stupid.

I wouldn't be surprised if I found out that I'm part of another species or from another planet.

Help me please.
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Old 05-15-2015, 11:37 PM   #7928
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Sometimes I wish you'd stop talking to me forever, so I'd just lose my mind completely and never have to worry again. I wish that you'd get so infuriated with me that you just wish that I was dead.

I love you, and I know you return the sentiment.

EDIT: 20th serious vent post in this thread, I really can't keep doing this.
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Old 05-21-2015, 10:05 PM   #7929
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I don't want to go crazy, please don't let me go crazy.
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Old 05-22-2015, 12:28 AM   #7930
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kill me i dont deserve to live and even if i did i cant existing even a single second more im done and ive been ****ing done for 8 or 9 years now ive paid my ****ing dues just ****ing kill me please
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Old 05-22-2015, 12:28 PM   #7931
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I want you so bad. I want to wrap my arms around you and just hold you close. I want to lay next to you, and be the first person you see in the morning. But I can't. Because you have someone else, and I'm not sure anyone knows who it is. But seeing as you got knocked up, and I was told it's complicated, I think I know who it is. And it drives me mad. Hearing that you had an abortion today made me a bit happy, as you having another kid would really mess me up, and probably make our friendship really difficult.
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Old 05-22-2015, 05:33 PM   #7932
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Old Yesterday, 03:22 AM   #7933
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I can't ****ing believe this, you spent so long addicted to so many ****ing drugs and now I find out that you're buying meth to ****ing trade as a bartering item?

I'm ****ing ashamed of you and ashamed to know you right now. You're despicable and I just can't get over you stooping so low.
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Old Yesterday, 04:12 PM   #7934
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Hey, fag. You aren't a damn hippie. Stop trying to be one. Don't claim you are one, because being one won't make you cool. You're presence annoys me. Seriously. You hanging around me and my friends is awkward. Plus you claim to be this epic guitar player...and you aren't. "Mr. I-Don't-Use-A-Pick". Using or not using a pick won't make you a good guitarist. And your fingerstyle sucks.
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