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Old 12-03-2012, 07:42 PM   #61
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You could just cookie monster a whole song like striped, raped and strangled.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:04 PM   #62
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Originally Posted by Nelsean

Missed a note in the "oooooOOOOOooooooo" section, 2/10
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Old 12-03-2012, 09:01 PM   #63
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Originally Posted by KonaNuNu
Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.


It's okay. I'm from the internet, I'm here to help. I just need you to fill this out for me so we can properly prosecute the man who annoyed you.

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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

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Old 12-03-2012, 09:24 PM   #64
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Originally Posted by Trowzaa
If they say you suck then you probably suck.


I'm glad my friends told me long, long ago that I suck at singing. Better crushing my spirits while I'm young than harbouring a delusion into adulthood and risking serious humiliation.
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Old 12-03-2012, 10:23 PM   #65
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Lol at TS, this is the best thread. TS you're the best at singing, and I believe in you.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:01 AM   #66
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I know I am a hypocrite for what said
I know I am a hypocrite for what I did
I know I am a hypocrite for how I lived
I know I am a hypocrite, I wish I could take it all back
But I have to live with the fact that I did all of that
But I have to die with the fact that I did all of that
The only way out is to kill myself
The only way out is to overdose
Would it be better if I die by my hand?
To take my own life and pray for forgiveness, my friend?

I'm empty inside, no reason to live
I've done too much that I can't forgive
I swear to you though, I'm not suicidal
I just want to be dead, to forget these denials
To end of all of these stupid portrayals
The only way out is to kill myself
The only way to live is to cut it out

Will you forgive me if I kill myself?
Would you forget me if I swung by a noose?
Will you forgive me if I kill myself?
Would you forget me if I blow my brains out?
Will you forgive the things I have done?
Forget all Of the things that I did wrong?

I'll die full of anger
Never knowing the answer
I live with remorse
For never lifting this curse
I'll die with a purpose
To end all the sadness and pain I have caused
I live with regret
For never having a true gift
I'll die without sadness
I'll kill myself to end all the voices

Can't tell if this is actually that bad
Originally Posted by robertsanidiot
Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
Originally Posted by StewieSwan
Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
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