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Old 02-14-2013, 05:19 AM   #41
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ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:28 AM   #42
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I'm going to be at school and working. I'd like to be banging this one girl I know who happens to be my best friend's ex. She's also currently dating someone. Maybe. She just posted some shit on facebook about how she hates valentine's day and just wants it to be over. She sounds like she needs a good dicking.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:50 AM   #43
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:06 AM   #44
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:52 AM   #45
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went out with a girl last saturday but i can't be with her today

so yeah, i wish i could be with her today is about it
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:57 AM   #46
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:40 AM   #47
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I'm going to be in the lab all evening and then I'll be writing an essay.

I'd like to be on the other side of the country with my girlfriend, but I will be tomorrow evening, so it's not too bad.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:55 AM   #48
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I don't even have friends, how the hell am I gonna get laid
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:58 AM   #49
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ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.

I want to do both.

What I want & what will actually happen seems to be in sync. Rare that it happens, so I'm happy. Going to be chill.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:40 AM   #50
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:40 AM   #51
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I want to be with a chick but she turned me down so now I want to get drunk but I can't because my parents are in and I can't go out with anyone to get drunk with
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:41 AM   #52
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:00 AM   #53
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I hate Valentines day, women keeping telling me that they want me inside of them.
I thought Valentines day was about love, not cannibalism?
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:03 AM   #54
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I get it, cause you're in Ice Land :*D

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Old 02-14-2013, 04:33 PM   #55
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Shes making me a big dinner. I think I'll like this V-day.
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