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Old 01-18-2013, 08:51 PM   #21
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:47 PM   #22
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There's a thread for this: *Ridiculous Conspiracy Thread*
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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Old 01-18-2013, 10:01 PM   #23
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:57 PM   #24
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It's OK everyone. I finally figured everything out.

It has always been known that the Earth is flat. However, this information was deemed unsafe for the common man (for obvious reasons). For centuries, governments hired mercenaries to spread rumors about a round Earth. Plato. Aristotle. Columbus. All of them government drones perpetuating a deadly lie. But, somehow, it worked. The masses believed in a spherical Earth.

A small hiccup emerged when a man named Lee Harvey Oswald threatened to reveal the truth. President Kennedy took the initiative to silence him, at the ultimate cost. The truth was concealed effectively until the late 1960ís, when people were educated enough to start questioning the idea. The American government decided to take action. They staged a trip to the moon, where they could reveal fake pictures of a spherical planet. Despite common sense, sheep across the world actually believed a man could make it to the moon with 1960ís technology. The government and their paid media won again. For years this hoax continued to conceal the truth. For now, the Earth stayed round.

Decades later, the American Government had to take action once more. Terrorists in the Middle East planned to reveal the truth about the Earth to the entire world. Of course, America would be condemned for attacking an innocent nation. Thatís why President Bush had to stage one of the most intricate schemes in the history of this flat world we live in. It was dangerous. It was risky. It was impossible. But it worked. Moved by passion, the American people supported the Presidentís decision to strike Al Qaeda. The truth was safe once more.

You all know what happens next. The NRA stormed into Obamaís office. They knew the truth, and they wouldnít let the people be blinded anymore. The US Military couldnít possibly stand a chance against such an elite force. They had too many guns. In order to remove the NRAís only source of power, he staged a disgusting murder at an elementary school. With the ultimate motivator at his side, children, he was able to push his anti-gun agenda.

We have to stop him before itís too late. DONíT LET THE TRUTH BE HIDDEN ANY LONGER! THIS IS OUR EARTH! LET US KNOW ITS TRUE SHAPE! Open your eyes, sheep. Thank me later.


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Old 01-18-2013, 11:05 PM   #25
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You're... a.... CROOK! Captain Hook! Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate?

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Second you dance.
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:06 PM   #26
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