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Old 12-04-2012, 02:43 PM   #41
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if i'd lost my wallet far up in the mountains, where the rain fall not far, yet the sun cannot reach, this would all be much easier
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Old 12-04-2012, 02:59 PM   #42
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That poor sandwich. How can you be so cold? It's not easy being a sandwich... All ready to be eaten and what not.

Last time I lost my wallet, it was hiding behind my hat. So I beat it up some to set an example to the other hats. Don't shelter my wallet from me.
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:02 PM   #43
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I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:03 PM   #44
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I lost my wallet today as well, it also had a picture of your mum in it

At least they're pretty easy to come on by.
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:08 PM   #45
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At least they're pretty easy to come on by.

And they're also easy to come on.


wait a second.....
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:11 AM   #46
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well, i found my wallet

goddamn it
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:12 AM   #47
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well, i found my wallet

goddamn it


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Old 12-05-2012, 12:13 AM   #48
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Sorry for moving your wallet bro.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:28 AM   #49
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I love stories! One time I lost my credit card then canceled it immediately then I found it on my desk.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:10 AM   #50
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Should have offered to eat the girl in exchange for it.

I mean, you're getting ham either way, so.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:19 AM   #51
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Cancel any cards you have and get a new drivers lisence if you have one.

This was going to be my legitimate post.

But since you already got it covered, *insert typical witty insult to Burg here*.

Edit: Oh, you found it?

Good.
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