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Old 11-02-2013, 03:39 PM   #4421
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how do you make a baby cry twice?

wipe your bloody **** on it's teddy bear
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Old 11-02-2013, 03:46 PM   #4422
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What did the white man say to the mexican?

You missed a spot over there.
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Old 11-02-2013, 04:04 PM   #4423
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This thread....

My wife just asked me why I was grinning and lol'ing a lot..

She would probably kill me for laughing at some of these

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Old 11-02-2013, 04:34 PM   #4424
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The one thing ask.fm has showed us is that people would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.
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Old 12-07-2013, 05:23 PM   #4425
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Old 05-02-2014, 09:09 PM   #4426
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hahahahahahaa, too soon?
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:41 AM   #4427
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Are you an arm amputee who's stumped for cash ? Earn a second income taking impressive fisting photos.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Women get yeast infections so they know what it's like living with an irritating c*nt for once.
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:41 PM   #4428
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not really bad but...
statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy...
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:57 PM   #4429
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Are you an arm amputee who's stumped for cash ? Earn a second income taking impressive fisting photos.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Women get yeast infections so they know what it's like living with an irritating c*nt for once.

I'd expect nothing less
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Old 10-31-2014, 02:59 PM   #4430
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What separates humans from monkeys?

The Mediterranean..
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Old 10-31-2014, 03:28 PM   #4431
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:32 PM   #4432
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i heard that neo respected a woman one time
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:56 PM   #4433
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Jesus, dude. Really?
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Old 10-31-2014, 06:20 PM   #4434
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I didn't make it...
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