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Old 03-09-2014, 06:21 PM   #41
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I can't really do it with anyone I'm not emotionally connected with/gaygaygay etc
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:12 AM   #42
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Hookups in my experience often bring you

an overweight girl
a sexually transmitted disease
a ton of crazy
a crazy ex looking to kill you

i met a girl who had 3 and a half categories..she was busty not fat. the best kind are rebounders just wanting anyone.
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:42 AM   #43
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no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:43 AM   #44
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no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.
This sounds like a vampire trying to avoid their need for human blood but with sex instead.
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:46 AM   #45
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This sounds like a vampire trying to avoid their need for human blood but with sex instead.



There has been biting but not enough to pierce the skin. Still left nasty marks though.
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:50 AM   #46
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Nah I'm pretty sure you're a sex vampire
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Old 03-10-2014, 09:51 AM   #47
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no names and doing some messed up brutal stuff.


like, the scabs from last time have finally peeled off.


most physical contact is inherently disgusting to me but I can't help my instincts and urges so it all manifests in rage bangs.


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Old 03-10-2014, 10:42 AM   #48
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Hookups in my experience often bring you

an overweight girl
a sexually transmitted disease
a ton of crazy
a crazy ex looking to kill you

i met a girl who had 3 and a half categories..she was busty not fat. the best kind are rebounders just wanting anyone.


+1
All of the above. Fat crazy stalkers with herpes take the party out of casual sex pretty quickly.
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Old 03-10-2014, 11:03 AM   #49
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angus has this all wrong

i browsed the ky craiglist personals one time, and all i could find were gay black men or 'straight' guys just wanting to ram in another man's ass.

I was shocked.



Yeah, you wouldn't expect KY to have a large, redneck gay community. But it's there. Ohhhhhhh, it's there.
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Old 03-10-2014, 11:09 AM   #50
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Old 03-10-2014, 11:11 AM   #51
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I've hooked up with one of my friends a couple times. It would go for a month or two then it would taper off. Usually over a time when we were both out of school and available for that stuff. Eventually both of us wanted something more serious so we broke it off.
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:24 PM   #52
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I've been trying this the last day or two. A few bites but no hooks. Guess I just gotta keep plugging away, seems like fun.
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:56 PM   #53
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I can't really do it with anyone I'm not emotionally connected with/gaygaygay etc

Yeah, me too. It's a real shame too because I really like fat chicks, so you would think that bagging them on craigslist would be easy.
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