02-08-2013, 08:26 PM
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Has a secret.
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Norway
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Hi i play guitar. works every time.
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02-08-2013, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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That chair doesnt look comfortable, would you like something... harder to sit on?
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02-09-2013, 12:48 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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My name is Richard, my friends call me Dick, but YOU can call me Penis
 Then she asked "can I call you scrotum?" and everything was ruined 
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02-09-2013, 12:55 AM
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of The Joshua Garcias
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Idk. Somewhere darker than black.
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"I can play Guitar Hero on expert. Will you sleep with me?"
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02-09-2013, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I mean, if you have something witty to say, by all means say it, but one-liners don't start conversations; conversation starters do.
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02-09-2013, 11:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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you guys got some good ones here, like the one about bigger than the Titanic.
but my favorite is still the do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long, That one always works for me :-)
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