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Old 11-18-2012, 10:46 PM   #81
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Epicurus called. He wants his love and tolerance back.


Yahweh called! He wants his "love your enemies" back.
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:50 PM   #82
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Yahweh called! He wants his "love your enemies" back.

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Old 11-18-2012, 11:02 PM   #83
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Yahweh called! He wants his "love your enemies" back.


Yahweh? Love for anyone? HA! that's a good one!
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:59 PM   #84
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I would be in a mental hospital like every other person who claims to be the son of god these days.
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:38 AM   #85
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So, I've heard so much great things about this keith dude. so, last night. I'm tired as ****, turn off my computer, and minutes later he posts in my thread.

fml.
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:41 AM   #86
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:50 AM   #87
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I would touch myself while looking in a mirror. Not sure what would be next on the agenda.
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:13 AM   #88
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I'd probably go and mow somebody's lawn, like most people called Jesus do these days.



Am I the only one who thought this was hilarious?
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:21 AM   #89
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Well I`m already jesus, so...
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Old 11-19-2012, 02:14 AM   #90
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I'd move to the Bible Belt and be all


this.

plus tappin' lotsa sexy Christian asses.

"Get on your knees and wash my feet!"

"and my dick!"
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Old 11-19-2012, 02:50 AM   #91
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Old 11-19-2012, 03:30 AM   #92
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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