MM14

Thats actually the type of funeral my dad wants

I on the other hand would try and make mine the most awkward funeral ever, I can just imagine the look on my family's face as a large group of little people dressed up as clowns arrive and all claim to be my estranged lovers.

Andrea55

I want to be cremated so no big funeral me. Cremations are cheaper anyway and I don't want to take space up in the earth so yeah. Besides I want my ashes thrown in the ocean that way fishes can eat me.

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benn913

i don't particularly like funerals, but i love FUN-erals

palm mute

Funerals are fucking weird. My goal in life is to persuade my loved ones that tossing me in a ditch or the equivalent is totally ok and what I want them to do.

It's not me anymore, don't dress it up and waste money on bacteria food.

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SaintsofNowhere

I'm withu. no funeral for me

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Primus2112

I only want a wake, then cremation, my body's too shitty to donate to science.

Or do Louis CK's thing.

"You can cum, on my back, and pretend that I am your father. I am dead, I don't mind..."

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Dreadnought

Not my kind of place. I've preferred not to go to those for guys that I know. If they were really close friends, I'd probably go. I don't really mourn publicly.

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Masquirina

This free service will accept your body in almost any condition, including many levels of "shittiness" (medical researchers may still use the rest of a body if much of the brain is missing, say). If you plan on utilizing such a thing, it helps to specify on your living will (and clarify with the body donation company once registered) that local organ donation recipients must receive priority should they need anything immediately. Still most likely serving a purpose this way; the "spirit/soul of the person needs to rest peacefully in the rotting corpse" is bull and I'd rather not just burn it if these options exist. Relatives can still have a somber party with photographs if it floats their billy goat.

CaptainCanti

When I die, I want my head cut off and sent to the president of China, as to declare war.

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The Madcap

Luckily I haven't had to go for someone close like an immediate family member.

If it's someone like a grandparent, uncle or friend, I can go to a funeral no problem.

However the thought of going to the funeral of someone like my mom or brother really hurts just thinking about it. The idea of seeing them in a box to be buried just seems like it'd be unbearable for me to watch.

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