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Old 02-10-2013, 02:20 PM   #41
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Pretty much all of the above.
I've done other things that I won't disclose. I am quite sure every male does these things.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:21 PM   #42
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what a good thread idea
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:24 PM   #43
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WE STOLE A BALLOON!



Yeah...on free balloon day
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:36 PM   #44
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i jaywalk like a bowse, all the time. i like to dabble with the devils lettuce, used to drink under age, im pretty badass. never stolen anything or done anything wild like that, im a bit of a puss like that
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:43 PM   #45
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I've gone 43 in a 40 zone before. And I remove my flash drive before the computer says it's safe to do so. And then, this one time, I even said a bad word. F*** the police.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:44 PM   #46
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I've stolen chocolate bars and whipped cream.
Spray painted a large dick on the side of my middle school.
Weed and drinking.









The dick was ****ing hilarious, stayed up for about a week.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:46 PM   #47
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Weed and drinking.
Had sex when i was under age.

Nothing special.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:07 PM   #48
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I've stolen chocolate bars and whipped cream.
Spray painted a large dick on the side of my middle school.
Weed and drinking.


The dick was ****ing hilarious, stayed up for about a week.
I realize you didn't mean this as a play on words, but it's quite humorous nonetheless.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:07 PM   #49
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Yesterday I drove 55 in a 50 KM/h zone.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:07 PM   #50
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The dick was ****ing hilarious, stayed up for about a week.

I hope it visitied a physician
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is that like the jewish version of Jerry Seinfeld





I'm Ron ****ing Swanson
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:08 PM   #51
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:22 PM   #52
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Doing drugs, selling drugs, underage drinking, shoplifting, internet piracy, driving under the influence, skipping school, uhhh I think that covers it. Pretty standard shit I guess.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:46 PM   #53
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Oh man I'm HxC. This one time I was driving, and I lost a little bit of attention, and ACCIDENTLY (mind you) went a whole !2 MPH! over the speed limit. Needless to say once I caught my error I immediately notified the local police department. $500 fine and a year in jail. Crime doesn't pay people.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:52 PM   #54
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One of my favorite stories is this time my buddy and I stole a case of six-packs. They were unloading them off the truck, so we had to be precise with our timing and execution. It was like a video game. A good rush and the beer tasted that much better.
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:38 PM   #55
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Underage drinking, coke, weed, speeding, slept with someone who was 15, the normal really.
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:40 PM   #56
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vandalism, drugs

EDIT: breaking and entering, piracy, underage drinking
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:43 PM   #57
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Mostly just minor things like trespassing and the occasional illegal download (most of which I don't feel bad about but there are a few I do want to pay for later on).
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:44 PM   #58
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LGBT community and supporters, the same way you have the right to voice your opinion on acceptance of gay marriage, Chick Fil-A has a right to voice their beliefs as well. That's what makes America so great. Freedom of expression. Don't be assholes and boycott/degrade their business and customers who patronize the locations. They make some damn good chicken!
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:45 PM   #59
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Underage sex
Underage drinking.


Yeah im a badass.
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